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@wyatt-snaps
allthatshamelessjazz:
You’re not leaving without me. Guarantee I have more money saved up than you do. How would you survive without me?
Why do you have no faith in me? I’ve survived on my own since I was 16 thank you very much. I do love you though, don’t get me wrong. Besides, no one said you weren’t invited. I just... can’t be here anymore. At least, not for a little while.
doingtheminimummaxima:
Hey, at least your sister is small enough to stick in the boot without real problems. You two are pocket sized for hasty getaways.
Hah. Normally I’d be mad about that comment but you did help me get some pretty sick revenge on my parents. If the murderer doesn’t come for me, they will.
I think it’s a logical next step for me to skip town. Probably have just enough money saved up by now and I really don’t need my head on a stake for knowing too much.
doingtheminimummaxima:
Well I’ll have to make do with 75% ego or whatever. And your sorrows are safe with me, Jack, and Daniel. ;D
Well, Jack and Daniel definitely seem trustworthy. Say, how do you feel about eggs? This is definitely a test and your answer matters for... reasons
heysatan-itsgia:
Some of us have to be responsible adults, Wyatt. Otherwise I would leave you to freeze in whatever ditch you inevitably fall into.
Oh come on, do you not have more faith in me? Say... are the eggs I bought still in your car? I have a uh... thing I need to do later.
heysatan-itsgia:
I have lots of room if you need it. Since apparently my brother is a dumbass and would rather sit on the ground and get drunk.
What, miss me already? Well, you’ll have to deal with it because, for now, I go where the booze goes. You’re still giving me a ride home later though right?
doingtheminimummaxima:
Someone’s got a big ego. Get over here and drink away your sorrows before the cops show up.
Don’t worry it’s been knocked down a few pegs recently so you’re missing out on the full effect. Also, who said I had any sorrows? I’m allowed to get wasted if I want to for no reason. Yup. Absolutely none at all.
doingtheminimummaxima:
My car doesn’t really do “tailgate” that well, so I come bearing Jack Daniels.
Neither does mine, especially when I forget to put gas in it. So, sharesies? I don’t have anything to offer you in return but it’s me so my company should be enough.
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
Absolutely not but I guess it depends on the person and context. If you’re an absolute trash fire excuse for a human being don’t expect me to forgive and forget.
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
likeheyitswren:
[TEXT]:: thank you
[TEXT]:: and honestly ramen sounds so good right now
[Txt]: You’re welcome [Txt]: Good, meet me at the shop in 15 [Txt]: And because I’m such an amazing friend it’s my treat
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
likeheyitswren:
wyatt-snaps:
[Txt]: Lmao what did I just say [Txt]: But okay I support u I guess [Txt]: Just try to keep your nose intact I don’t want to have to drive you to the hospital
[TEXT]:: I JUST WANTED YOUR ATTENTION AND SUPPORT OK
[TEXT]:: ): ): i’m a needy dumbass mmkay?
[Txt]: THIS IS ME GIVING YOU MY ATTENTION AND LOVE [Txt]: Happy now? [Txt]: I don’t have anyone else to give my attention to so you don’t need to fight for it like a crazy person [Txt]: Let’s go get ramen I’m hungry
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
likeheyitswren:
wyatt-snaps:
[Txt]: OKAY FINE ILL HELP [Txt]: Watching this trainwreck is giving me anxiety [Txt]: Just try not to be a hot mess for like, 5 SECONDS [Txt]: Except I still don’t know what u want me to do because I am obviously not winning in the relationship department rn
[TEXT]:: idk what you can do either tbh
[TEXT]:: but your support is appreciated
[Txt]: Lmao what did I just say [Txt]: But okay I support u I guess [Txt]: Just try to keep your nose intact I don’t want to have to drive you to the hospital
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
likeheyitswren:
[TEXT]:: I AM STRESSED OUT OKAY?!
[TEXT]:: YOU OWE ME AFTER I TRIED TO HELP YOU WITH PETER
[TEXT]:: I KNOW I SENT THE FLOWERS TO THE WRONG APARTMENT AND YOU HAD THAT WEIRD OLD LADY WITH THE CATS HITTING ON YOU FOR A WEEK
[TEXT]:: BUT THE EFFORT WAS MADE
[Txt]: OKAY FINE ILL HELP [Txt]: Watching this trainwreck is giving me anxiety [Txt]: Just try not to be a hot mess for like, 5 SECONDS [Txt]: Except I still don’t know what u want me to do because I am obviously not winning in the relationship department rn
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
likeheyitswren:
[TEXT]:: i hate you
[TEXT]:: may your spoons rot and you never get laid again
[Txt]: Wow okay [Txt]: That was uncalled for [Txt]: You were the one who asked [Txt]: Women are crazy just buy her flowers or smth and leave my spoons out of this
FROM WREN [TEXT]:: SEND HELP AURELIA WANTS TO BREAK MY NOSE SOS
[Txt]: What did you do? [Txt]: I mean, you’re my friend [Txt]: but there’s no way you didn’t do something dumb [Txt]: I’d help but idk what you want me to do about it
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
defectivedetectivedavid:
Seriously??? I’m gonna need better than that, but WE PROBABLY GOT ONE GUY SO I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT THE SPOONS RIGHT NOW.
Leave the spoons out of this, they did nothing wrong. I, on the other hand, should be arrested for something completely unrelated to theft. Congrats on uh... whatever you did though.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
ohnopeter:
Yeah I really don’t think they have enough to pin on you. No vacation for you.
Is that a bet? Because I could definitely get arrested if I wanted to.
