The Maths Club

Blog moderated by Club President Slice

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Welcome to the Maths Club!

If you need extra help with Maths, or are just here because you like or are good at it, come on in!

IT’S MATH, NOT MATHS!

Shut up, Jolly.

in collaboration with the other holiday bill mods, i ( @blu3hackv ) made this for the doki doki maths club au

val=sayori poppy=yuri slice=monika jolly=natsuki

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[alienlvr1]

"oh what the fuck—"

[hes gonna. uh. try and get the mini game over and done with. probably gonna get atleast one answer wrong but we ball]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[which question does he pick to answer?]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna piiick. uhh. the tthird one.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the VAL chibi jumps a bit higher and the other questions disappear, and an answer box appears below the question he picked]

[can he answer the question?]

[alienlvr1]

[yyyup. he can do this one, its EZ]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[when he’s done the question, a similar one replaces it. once he’s done all of the questions, the game asks who he wants to peer-review his answers.]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna say uhhh. val. cause he upset her earlier and he feels bad]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[VAL reviews the answers]

Wow! You did so well! I didn’t do so well, but.. that’s okay!

Thank you for answering the questions I wrote!

[the questions and answers VAL did show up, so CALEB can see them]

[her answers: 10, 21, 19, 20, 0, 19, 12, 9, 3, 5]

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB hopes he did the right. tthing. uhh. whats nnext]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[once he’s done, he gets to see the others’ work. SLICE’s work is flawless, JOLLY’s is terrible, and POPPY didn’t finish hers. after that, he can see that in the background, there is a notebook on one of the desk’s. huh. i wonder whose that is and what’s in it. anyway, i’ve lost motivation so it’s time to take another break]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[alienlvr1]

"oh what the fuck—"

[hes gonna. uh. try and get the mini game over and done with. probably gonna get atleast one answer wrong but we ball]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[which question does he pick to answer?]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna piiick. uhh. the tthird one.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the VAL chibi jumps a bit higher and the other questions disappear, and an answer box appears below the question he picked]

[can he answer the question?]

[alienlvr1]

[yyyup. he can do this one, its EZ]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[when he’s done the question, a similar one replaces it. once he’s done all of the questions, the game asks who he wants to peer-review his answers.]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna say uhhh. val. cause he upset her earlier and he feels bad]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[VAL reviews the answers]

Wow! You did so well! I didn’t do so well, but.. that’s okay!

Thank you for answering the questions I wrote!

[the questions and answers VAL did show up, so CALEB can see them]

[her answers: 10, 21, 19, 20, 0, 19, 12, 9, 3, 5]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[alienlvr1]

"oh what the fuck—"

[hes gonna. uh. try and get the mini game over and done with. probably gonna get atleast one answer wrong but we ball]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[which question does he pick to answer?]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna piiick. uhh. the tthird one.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the VAL chibi jumps a bit higher and the other questions disappear, and an answer box appears below the question he picked]

[can he answer the question?]

[alienlvr1]

[yyyup. he can do this one, its EZ]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[when he’s done the question, a similar one replaces it. once he’s done all of the questions, the game asks who he wants to peer-review his answers.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[alienlvr1]

"oh what the fuck—"

[hes gonna. uh. try and get the mini game over and done with. probably gonna get atleast one answer wrong but we ball]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[which question does he pick to answer?]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna piiick. uhh. the tthird one.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the VAL chibi jumps a bit higher and the other questions disappear, and an answer box appears below the question he picked]

[can he answer the question?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[alienlvr1]

"oh what the fuck—"

[hes gonna. uh. try and get the mini game over and done with. probably gonna get atleast one answer wrong but we ball]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[which question does he pick to answer?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[CALEB is back at the computer. hes opened the game again]

[the game appears to have skipped ahead. SLICE’s sprite is on screen for half a second, looking annoyed, before it disappears. it appears to be in the middle of a minigame, though there are no onscreen instructions. ..maths…]

[little chibi versions of all the characters except for SLICE are jumping around in the bottom left corner of the screen, and there are 4 different maths questions onscreen to be chosen from; a beautifully written but completely unnecessarily long word problem, another word problem with messy handwriting and a lot of rage in the wording, a simple and neat multiplication question, and a more difficult but equally neat question]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

hes onto youuu

He’ll keep playing.

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

oh sliiiceeee

how are youuuu?

Did he seriously stop playing before the first meeting even started?

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[alienlvr1]

"fuck, wait, no i feel bad— god dammit. augh."

[hes gonna try and make it up to the video game character. because he feels bad.]

[but first. what happens when he goes to the club]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Oh, hi! Val, who’s your friend?

Hm? Oh, this is jeanjackt!

And why is he here? I thought you told me that he doesn’t even like maths.

[there are now three sprites onscreen]

Welcome to the Maths Club! I’m the club’s president, and my name is Slice.

[“And who are the other club members?”]

[“Which one of you is Val’s brother?”]

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks at his phone again.]

"...oh."

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You already know me, of course! And there’s also Poppy, and Jolly! I’ve told you about Jolly before; he’s my brother.

Oh, and don’t you already know Slice? You guys were in the same class last year! I’ll get the cupcakes; we always have cupcakes at meetings!

Nuh uh! No way! I made them, so I’m getting them!

[alienlvr1]

"..yep. Definitely all the same people...kinda. hoo-boy."

[what be his optionss]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“I’ll get them.”]

[Talk to Poppy]

[“What do we even do here?”]

[alienlvr1]

[first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No you won’t, baka!

[alienlvr1]

"...well damn, ok."

[whats his options now?]

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[alienlvr1]

"fuck, wait, no i feel bad— god dammit. augh."

[hes gonna try and make it up to the video game character. because he feels bad.]

[but first. what happens when he goes to the club]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Oh, hi! Val, who’s your friend?

Hm? Oh, this is jeanjackt!

And why is he here? I thought you told me that he doesn’t even like maths.

[there are now three sprites onscreen]

Welcome to the Maths Club! I’m the club’s president, and my name is Slice.

[“And who are the other club members?”]

[“Which one of you is Val’s brother?”]

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks at his phone again.]

"...oh."

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You already know me, of course! And there’s also Poppy, and Jolly! I’ve told you about Jolly before; he’s my brother.

Oh, and don’t you already know Slice? You guys were in the same class last year! I’ll get the cupcakes; we always have cupcakes at meetings!

Nuh uh! No way! I made them, so I’m getting them!

[alienlvr1]

"..yep. Definitely all the same people...kinda. hoo-boy."

[what be his optionss]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“I’ll get them.”]

[Talk to Poppy]

[“What do we even do here?”]

[alienlvr1]

[first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No you won’t, baka!

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[alienlvr1]

"fuck, wait, no i feel bad— god dammit. augh."

[hes gonna try and make it up to the video game character. because he feels bad.]

[but first. what happens when he goes to the club]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Oh, hi! Val, who’s your friend?

Hm? Oh, this is jeanjackt!

And why is he here? I thought you told me that he doesn’t even like maths.

[there are now three sprites onscreen]

Welcome to the Maths Club! I’m the club’s president, and my name is Slice.

[“And who are the other club members?”]

[“Which one of you is Val’s brother?”]

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks at his phone again.]

"...oh."

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You already know me, of course! And there’s also Poppy, and Jolly! I’ve told you about Jolly before; he’s my brother.

Oh, and don’t you already know Slice? You guys were in the same class last year! I’ll get the cupcakes; we always have cupcakes at meetings!

Nuh uh! No way! I made them, so I’m getting them!

[alienlvr1]

"..yep. Definitely all the same people...kinda. hoo-boy."

[what be his optionss]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“I’ll get them.”]

[Talk to Poppy]

[“What do we even do here?”]

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[alienlvr1]

"fuck, wait, no i feel bad— god dammit. augh."

[hes gonna try and make it up to the video game character. because he feels bad.]

[but first. what happens when he goes to the club]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Oh, hi! Val, who’s your friend?

Hm? Oh, this is jeanjackt!

And why is he here? I thought you told me that he doesn’t even like maths.

[there are now three sprites onscreen]

Welcome to the Maths Club! I’m the club’s president, and my name is Slice.

[“And who are the other club members?”]

[“Which one of you is Val’s brother?”]

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks at his phone again.]

"...oh."

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You already know me, of course! And there’s also Poppy, and Jolly! I’ve told you about Jolly before; he’s my brother.

Oh, and don’t you already know Slice? You guys were in the same class last year! I’ll get the cupcakes; we always have cupcakes at meetings!

Nuh uh! No way! I made them, so I’m getting them!

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[alienlvr1]

"fuck, wait, no i feel bad— god dammit. augh."

[hes gonna try and make it up to the video game character. because he feels bad.]

[but first. what happens when he goes to the club]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Oh, hi! Val, who’s your friend?

Hm? Oh, this is jeanjackt!

And why is he here? I thought you told me that he doesn’t even like maths.

[there are now three sprites onscreen]

Welcome to the Maths Club! I’m the club’s president, and my name is Slice.

[“And who are the other club members?”]

[“Which one of you is Val’s brother?”]

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]

[alienlvr1]

"who likes math?"

[second option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

No need to be so rude about it… I just thought, since you’re my friend, and you need to socialise more- I’ll.. just go. Meanie..

[she pouts and leaves]

[you feel bad. she was only trying to help. so, you go to the club. besides, this doesn’t make you a member…]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You are declared forgiven

YAY

[alienlvr1]

[a game has appeared on CALEB’s computer]

[it’s called DOKI DOKI MATHS CLUB]

@dokidoki-mathsclub

"...i did not download this shit— what the fuck is 'doki doki math's club'?? the hell..?"

[hes gonna open it. oh god. caleb. caleb no.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[upon opening it up, it looks kind of like a ddlc reskin. less pink and more blue though.]

[alienlvr1]

"..huh.."

[given that this man has never played ddlc, hes quite clueless.]

"so I just..uhh..hn. i really should call harv.."

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game features some characters who will seem familiar to HARVEY so…]

[alienlvr1]

"...I'll just text her about it and let her come on over when shes off work."

[he does just that, and afterwards, he starts fiddling around with the game. seems like hes actually going to try to play it.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[he needs to enter his name. or, a name.]

[alienlvr1]

[he thinks for a moment, then enters 'jeanjackt'. hes not gonna put his real name into a game that just appeared out of the blue on his computer. ...then again he probably shouldnt be playing this. either way..]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[the game starts. it’s a view of a street, until-]

Heyyy!!

[it goes through all of the shpiel about VAL being your childhood best friend before she appears onscreen.]

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I overslept again! Why’d you start walking without me?! Between you and my brother, why doesn’t anybody care if I’m on time or not?!

At least you waited for me though! ..After walking away from my house. but the fact that you waited tells me that you don’t have it in you to be mean at least, ehehe!

[alienlvr1]

"..huh."

[what. are his options.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“Whatever, Val.”]

[“Not when it comes to you, at least.”]

[alienlvr1]

[hes gonna choose the second option. it sounds nicer than just saying 'whatever, val'.]

"val...where have i heard that name before..?"

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

E-eh-? Um.. I… That’s.. nice of you. At least you’re nicer than my brother, haha! Oh! Speaking of him, he joined the maths club to get better maths grades! Have you joined any clubs yet?

[“Clubs?”]

[“I don’t want to do any of the clubs.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he selects the first option.]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

You told me you were gonna join a club! You know this! I was telling you about how you need to be able to socialise and get skills for college! Don’t make me worry about you!

[“I’ll consider joining a club.”]

[“Don’t worry so much.”]

[alienlvr1]

[he clicks the second option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

I can’t help it! Just at least TRY to join a club, okay?

[she leaves the screen, and it talks about how she worries for you too much, and then there’s a short section in the classroom about you considering joining a club like.. maybe the anime club? but your spacing out is interrupted by VAL.]

Hey, I was waiting outside for you, but you were totally spaced out, sooo.. I figured I’d come in! So, about the whole club thing…

[alienlvr1]

[CALEB looks away for a moment to answer a text from HARVEY. what are his options?]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

[“What about the club thing?”]

[“Don’t you have a club to get to?”]

[alienlvr1]

[he chooses the first option]

[dokidoki-mathsclub]

Since you’re a bit late to sign up to a club, and you’re probably not sure what you want to do, I was thinking that maybe, because I’m the vice president of the maths club, you could just.. try it out!

[“But I don’t need help with maths.”]

[“But I don’t even like maths.”]