[. W O R T H L E S S .]

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

Nerc-romance?

Yuh. Like Night of th’ Livin’ Dicks. I Got Banged by a Risen Monster From Hell. My Lover is my Coroner. 

[dokworthless]

Yer ultimate fanger romcom.

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

sodoffyabuggers‌:

dokworthless‌:

Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.

Chuck Tingle, prolly.

Yer dead ta me.

…Ya think he wrote a book on that?

[dokworthless]

Nerc-romance?

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.

Chuck Tingle, prolly.

[dokworthless]

Yer dead ta me.

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

You would.

Wut kind of an insult is that? “Oh yeah, yer so lame ya prolly have a relationship”??

[dokworthless]

Namma bloke tha’s ‘citin’ who ain’ a free bird.

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

sodoffyabuggers‌:

dokworthless‌:

Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.

Jus’ say y’all an’ get it over wi’, cowboy.

I know yer hopin’ fer a Broke Back remake starin’ you and me, but……..

[snORTS oh man.]

Sorry, already got a costar.

[dokworthless]

You would.

[sodoffyabuggers]

dokworthless‌:

Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.

Jus’ say y’all an’ get it over wi’, cowboy.

[dokworthless]

I know yer hopin’ fer a Broke Back remake starin’ you and me, but........

[dokworthless]

Pfff! Like ya all get headstones ever.

[mr-pulvis]

dokworthless‌:

Fuckin’-A, I am. Jus’ luckin’ out on tha’ multi-reality bingo, boyo.

I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…

[dokworthless]

Believe me, he is livin' his bes' life.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

@dokworthless

With your what?

[dokworthless]

Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

You know, I don’t think I did.

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

[dokworthless]

[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

Hey.

Don’t do that. That’s scary.

Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

[dokworthless]

[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

Oh, well that’s way more manageable than what I was thinking.

That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.

[dokworthless]

I am hardly tha only bloke walkin’ ‘round wit’ two dicks. Tryina tell me there aren’ clasper fellas in wit’ tha reptiles ‘n’ shark people?

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

I wouldn’t know. It’s honestly not anything I’ve thought about before.

Which sort are you then, double digits?

[dokworthless]

A double dick havin' homospaien.

Issa hit wit' adventurous ladies.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

@dokworthless

With your what?

[dokworthless]

Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

You know, I don’t think I did.

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

[dokworthless]

[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

Hey.

Don’t do that. That’s scary.

Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

[dokworthless]

[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

Oh, well that’s way more manageable than what I was thinking.

That probably would weird people out, dead or alive.

[dokworthless]

I am hardly tha only bloke walkin' 'round wit' two dicks. Tryina tell me there aren' clasper fellas in wit' tha reptiles 'n' shark people?

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

@dokworthless

With your what?

[dokworthless]

Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

You know, I don’t think I did.

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

[dokworthless]

[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

Hey.

Don’t do that. That’s scary.

Also… when you say plural are you talking like… a nest of them, or…?

[ The logistics of that are baffling enough on their own. ]

[dokworthless]

[Stuck the cigarette back in his mouth and inhaled a lungful. Holding up two fingers with his other hand and wiggling them. Smirking.]

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

@dokworthless

With your what?

[dokworthless]

Ya fuckin’ HEARD me.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

You know, I don’t think I did.

You ex pat-bogan hacks can be a touch difficult to understand at the best of times.

[dokworthless]

[Now she was asking for it. Lordy. He coughed and hacked into his hand a little bit, got that out, took out his cigarette, and held it pinky out with the butt facing out past his fingers, then spoke in the most BLAND mid-western american accent to ever come out of their collective mouths;]

I am quite certain that my, plural, dicks would frighten more to the four corners of the earth than a weeping ghost.

[sundaymarketspiritualist]

@dokworthless

With your what?

[dokworthless]

Ya fuckin' HEARD me.

[mr-pulvis]

dokworthless‌:

Fuckin’-A, I am. Jus’ luckin’ out on tha’ multi-reality bingo, boyo.

I hope I’ve got an alternate out there that’s enjoyin’ that two havin’ dick life. I’ll have t’live vicariously through him…

[dokworthless]

They're spells fer gettin' extra dicks 'n' other gentalia than whatcha got....

[mr-pulvis]

dokworthless‌:

I mean, yeah, I can. Ya ever frotted? Ain’t tha’ hard ta do wit’ ya self if ya got ‘nough lube.

[ Kinda just…… Stares off into the distance for a moment, looking forlorn. ]

Yer livin’ the dream man. I gotta say, m’kinda jealous.

[dokworthless]

Fuckin'-A, I am. Jus' luckin' out on tha' multi-reality bingo, boyo.

[dokworthless]

People sure do die, Dok. Including people who shouldn't. People who didn't deserve it. People who you could have spent more time with.

People tha’ ain’t yer business.

[mr-pulvis]

dokworthless‌:

I like my privicy. Crankin’ my yanks issa privileged.

I like m’privacy too but I also like having money too, soooo…

Wait, shit, do ya haffta use both hands or do ya jus’ focus on ‘em one at a time?

[dokworthless]

I mean, yeah, I can. Ya ever frotted? Ain’t tha’ hard ta do wit’ ya self if ya got ‘nough lube.