Just me

(see above)

[doll1437]

Shot #1, in the books! #gotshot #byebyeCovid #teampfizer #justdoit (at UC Clermont College) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNcrHROnhgb/?igshid=glhuz0kx4wt3

[doll1437]

at Locust Lake, Ohio https://www.instagram.com/p/CCysc2jnRlC/?igshid=1hxpcfuhm5yxg

[doll1437]

Having my own mini concert to amp up for tonight! Now if someone could just pray to the ANTI rain Gods.....🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 @davematthewsband #top3concerteveryyear #isit6yet #dmb2019 #dmb #davematthewsband #riverbendmusiccenter (at Riverbend Music Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzbT9kHHGpC/?igshid=18eqqi3v8p52q

[ncodangelo-deactivated20170513]

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

[bendyboisquashup]

may I mention that about 1/3 of the budget was spent on ron’s giant Hershey bar?

[j-the-latter-gay-saint]

YOU MAY

[thisisemmakate]

I can’t believe that I never considered the possibility that they were high

[blueelectricangels]

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

[blueelectricangels]

sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.

plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)

and this one

which made me laugh despairingly because i mean

bro you don’t even know.

[jumpingjacktrash]

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

[coolmanfromthepast]

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

[inky-petrel]

What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?

[tawghasa]

“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”

[vilkalizer]

I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking

[elfwreck]

I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:

“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen

“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.

“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.

“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there

“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.

“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)

“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.

[kittydesade]

LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER

[willowdove]

Unrequested transfer! Oh my god!

[thereddestglass]

So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

[geobrarian]

I guarantee you that was the highlight of their day.