A message from the theatre??
“Uhh.. hello can anyone hear me? Is this even on? Wait this is being written down not recorded. Argh… whatever doesn’t matter. Anyway, my name is Walter and I guess this is.. well I don’t know where to start. I’m still stuck in the theatre and I guess have something to vent out my feelings seems like a good source of mental stability-
*SHRIEKS and crashes into furniture*
*ALSO SHRIEKS*
“Oh! Walter you startled me. You shouldn’t sneak up on others like that. Ooh is that a recorder?”
“KERMIT! H-HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM??”
“Oh I let him in, thought it would be funny hehe.. what’s up with you short stuff?”
“GONZO! Wait. How did you even get access in my room?”
“A good magician never reveals his secrets. But I’ll let you a hint on this one. I used my cannon to shoot myself into your wall until I smashed through.”
“What part of any of that was supposed to be subtle?”
“I’m not good with subtle. Im just baffled you haven’t noticed a gapping hole in the shape of my silhouette in your bedroom wall!”
“Yeah that would explain why that’s there. I just repressed.”
“Wow I can’t believe I’m on tv guys! :)”
“Kermit get away from that it’s not even a camera.”
“Just let the poor man dream. Truth be told I just took him on a stroll, thought it would be good for him.”
“Oh there you are Kermit I’ve been looking everywhere for y- uh… why is there a hole in the shape of gonzo in the wall??”
“Hey scooter, gonzo thought it be funny to launch himself in the wall with his cannon instead of just knocking on the door.”
“Hey I can’t help it if I can’t present my art in all its glory~”
“Oh don’t worry about it Walter. Gonzo once filled my closet with rattle snakes which he claimed was his skipping rope.”
“And guess who became the skipping rope world champion? sides they were tamed.”
“Yeah too bad they were all poisonous to the touch. Couldn’t move for days…”
“Hey I apologized for that ok. It’s not my fault that their skin was poisonous! I just knew they couldn’t kill or eat you.”
“Those both mean the same thing. That’s still pretty bad gonzo.”
“Oh no guys I think we’re being hunted down by the IDN!!”
“Wha- What’s the IDN?”
“I DON’T KNOW!!!” *pulls out a crowbar*
“HEY! HEY PUT THE THE CROW BAR KERMIT!!”
“WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THAT?!??”
“I DON’T KNOW!! Wow he got me saying it.”
“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!” *Throws crowbar out the hole*
*CRASH* *SHRIEKS* “meeee..”
“OH god.. uh you ok beaker?”
“Uwhh… my comedy mask is broken again…”
“Oh hey beaker! :D”
“W-What’s even going on here…? And why is there a giant hole in the wall shaped like gonzo?” *sniff*
“Gonzo being gonzo.”
“Oh…”
“Look before you say anything, I just want you to know I didn’t break your mask this time. That was all Kermit.”
“It doesn’t matter anymore… I don’t care anymore..”
“Oh boy it’s one of those days…”
“It’s ok beaker, don’t worry about. I think I have some tape or glue for your mask in my room.”
“You do?”
“Well actually come to think of it I kept them in my closet and uh the snakes ate everything in there so uh… nvm.”
“Ohh… :(“
“Can we just take a minute and ask what are we even doing right now??”
“You tell me I just here for the entertainment.”
Ok but why is everyone in my room?
“What the hell. is this some party?? Why wasn’t I invited??”
“Scratch that- NOW everyone is in my room.”
“What happened with you Pepe…? You’re soaking wet.. and naked….”
“Was trying to take a shower ok? But something wrong with the plumbing. So who had the number for the plumbing guy?”
“Pretty sure we gave that to Kermit.”
“Ok. Who thought it was a good idea to leave our contacts from outside the theatre with the crazy old frog?”
“Well I didn’t want to handle them.”
“Then why couldn’t you given them to me I’m the one who keeps our logins, passwords, and Netflix account in tact.”
“Wait we have Netflix here?”
“Basically no. Because a certain raggedy Andy won’t let us watch ok.”
“All I said was that I know our Netflix account, I I didn’t say I was paying for it! We leave that to Johnny.”
“Whatever man somebodies got to fix the plumbing, I do NOT want to relive that oven incident.”
“HAHAHAHA” *WHEEZE*
“I take you had something to do with that?”
“What? Oh! No it was just hilarious.” *chuckles*
“…. Oki doki I think it’s best for everyone to-“
“Oh Walter I didn’t know you were a writer those I must admit this isn’t exactly eye catching.”
“Kermit give that back that’s for my venting!”
“Ah gee if you this shy about your work Walter I completely understand, because no one would be interested in this.”
“Come here Kermit…” *wraps ribbons around Kermit’s waist and holds him like a feral child*
“Wow I didn’t know I was this tall!”
“Woah beaker I didn’t know you could extend your limbs like that! That’s pretty cool.”
“O-Oh! You really think so..?”
“Of course he can do that! There’s a lot of things beaker can do! Be a swing set, a hammock, be used as rope, tie him up in various ways…”
“Ugh… gonzo you know I hate doing those, they really hurt..”
“Thought you had a masochist kink or something.”
“AAHH!?!? N-N-NO I DON’T!!! WHOSAIDTHATIMNOTINTOTHATSTUFFWHYWOULDYOUSAYTHAT?!?!?!?” *incoherent screaming*
“Hey no shame beepers. We’re freaks one way or another ok~. And look at you, your already sounding like your happy~” *chuckles*
“YOUKNOWTHATDOESNTMAKEFEELANYBETTERABOUTTHIS!!!” *SHRIEKS and runs out of the room with Kermit*
“HEY! Was that shade of red I just saw across your face~?”
“N-NO THAT WAS JUST MY NOSE!!!”
“What did I just witness right now?”
“Every Tuesday.”
“*chuckles* can’t blame him his reactions are priceless every time.”
“Too bad he always runs away.”
“Alright! Here’s what we’re gonna do. Pepe you’re gonna find beaker and apologize to him and search Kermit’s fort because apparently gonzo thought it was a good idea to leave our number for the plumber in there. Gonzo you take your cannon away from our rooms and tell Johnny to fix that wall will you.?”
“Um hey! What about Walter?”
“Yeah how come he’s not being bossed around?”
“That’s cause he wasn’t bothering anyone.”
“Whatever man. come on, let’s go harass the two most mentally stable and capable character that are paired together.” *gonzo and Pepe both walking out*
“Uh thanks for doing that scooter.”
“Yeah! Anytime! I know your first few days here haven’t been great but I’m just trying to make sure your content as possible.”
“Yeah. *blushes slightly* you know it’s really sweet that you look out for everyone..”
*Blushing harder* “OH! Well it’s just what I do.. heh”
*both staring into each others eyes*
“So maybe I should get back to my venting?”
*snapping back to reality* huh~ OH RIGHT! Yeah I’ll let you do that now. I’ll talk to you later.”
“Ok see ya.”
“See ya.” *Scooter leaves*
*sighs* “what a day and it’s not even noon.. well that’s pretty much what been going on around here.. I’ll admit the people here are.. how do I put this delicately? Lost their marbles. But at least they’re muppet just like me. I could have ended up here all alone. As for the host… Johnny he’s kinda a lot, but at least he respects our boundaries here.”
“Yeah… I wouldn’t butt into others business. That would just be way too low of me.”
…….
“When did you get here?”
“Oh me and Sal been here the whole time. Just wanted to check up on you make sure you were ok.”
……
“Alright I’m gonna end this log right here and go get a glass of water.”