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[dollishbabess]

Jason todd has a very concerning genuine laugh

he definitely has this weird ass laugh that just gets higher like woody the woodpecker and you would think he’s genuinely dying and is on his last bit of life support BECAUSE there’s no way a human being can produce such sound while healthy but that also means he’ll laugh at the smallest things don’t even get it started if he randomly looks at you and you look back and you slightly giggle ohh all you hear after is rusty machinery going off beside you and some sort of dolphin laugh and a concerned look on your face it’s literal doesn’t stop once started

[dollishbabess]

Jason todd also cheats in games, WHO SAID THAT??

for some reason Jason is KNOWN to cheat in games, it’s his specialty and his charm to cheat he isn’t Jason if he doesn’t cheat Aleast in a round of uno that’s a mother fucking clone, which this literally causes chaos at the manor if family game night is being held, the board gets split into two halves he’s in headlock by Damian who is in headlock by Tim and dick is trying to pull them all apart, and the worse part is he does it so smoothly you’ll just be so confused

So just imagine you guys are at your shared apartment and you offered a game of a uno and about 4 minutes into the game you see him pretending to put a card down since he actually doesn’t have the certain color card to put down or can’t change the color and when you catch red handed (maybe pun intended) he’ll be like “huh? Doll what are you talking about, no this isn’t the card you put down 3 seconds ago” and will continue to cheat but will secretly look at you to see if your looking so he can pull the same trick again

marvelously if you two are the same and you catch each other cheating both of you will just pause and look at each other and start laughing your asses off and will restart the game again and he’ll make you promise to not cheat again but although his promises come empty during games

[dollishbabess]

jason “takes games too seriously” todd

I personally believe that let’s say you are dating jason todd or your batsis (anything tbh even a unicorn) or wtv and one day both of you get bored on patrol and you suggest to play tag but little do you know this mf takes the game to a OTHER LEVEL it will literally trigger your flight and fight mode and the game goes from fun to just straight up nerve wrecking because this 6’0/6’2 BULIT MUSCLE mf is chasing you almost at full speed but purposely slows down but just behind you to keep your heart racing knowing he can just catch up anything minute and when you turn around to see him you swear this is a brand new person chasing you, I believe it’s just the pit that sometimes gives him some kind of scary ass presences same goes for hide and seek imagine hearing heavy footsteps and all you hear is a deep voice and a sudden pulling at your ankle “I see you dumbass” BAHAHHAA 😭😭 I personally believe nightwing used to be like this towards jason when he was robin and that’s one of the many reasons bruce banned tag during patrol or anywhere but who even listens to Bruce anyways, YOLO

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@dollishbabess

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[dollishbabess]

@r3dj3st3r aww thanks you too! 🩷

[dollishbabess]

HEAR ME OUT…

I feel like Jason todd isn’t yk the person who thirsts for sex every single minute of the day

But would be so down to do it but focus on your pleasure, I feel like you would actually have to VERBALLY ask him to fuck you and he would make sure he has your 100% consent but again he’s a simp but knows his boundaries OUR BABY PRINCESS I FEAR

[dollishbabess]

I am getting tired of people fainting over batfam ages and how confusing it is

So let me clear it up, dick Grayson is about like 27 and Jason is like 22-23 because jason died at 15-14 and Tim became robin at like 12-13 when Jason would’ve turned 16 that year but his absence was loud enough but that makes Jason older then Tim by 3 or 4 years but the problem is most people don’t think Jason and Tim have a small age gap but they do and it makes sense for Jason to be like 22-23 and dick Grayson to be like 27 because when Jason was 12 and adopted as robin, dick was moving out at like 18, which makes them have a six year or seven year age gap WHICH makes sense but the person who fucks up the whole timeline is Tim being 18 for years because Steph is said to be 18 when Steph is supposed to be a bit older then Tim and apparently Tim was there for the Grayson fall which makes 0 sense which I kinda call poor writing in characters, secondly tbh I don’t think Damian was alive when Jason died but he should be because he’s like 14? And the time Tim was robin at like 12-13, Damian should’ve been 9 but Jason was kinda in the league when Damian was like toddler/ baby?? The problem is they have multiple writers and I have shown Tim’s and Jason’s and dick’s age but what about Damian’s?

[dollishbabess]

I love how me and gojo have the same birthday

Like where are the December 7th babies?!😭😞 #gojo