♡Welcome To My Blog Here I Will Be Posting About Dolph Lundgren, 80s Glam Metal/ Heavy Metal, Masters Of The Universe 1987 And More.
Dolph's He-Man Is My Everything ❤️❤️🔥💋
I Have A Passion Of The 80s When I Was Little.
I Love Two Hot 80s Guys Robert Sweet And Dolph Lundgren I Love Them So Much ❤️
What I Collect.
♡ I Am A 80s Collector Of 80s CDs, Records, Cassettes, VHS, Metal Tshirts, Vintage Metal Magazine, Books, Laserdisc, Action Movies.
My Favorite Music Genre
♡ Heavy Metal/ Glam Metal And Hard Rock.
My Favorite Bands,
Stryper, Kiss, Warrant, Ratt, Poison, Def Leppard, Europe, Winger, Slaughter, Bon Jovi, Vixen, Iron Maiden, L.A. Guns, Skid Row And More.
♡ What I Love
80s Heavy Metal/ Glam Metal
Dolph Lundgren
80s Long Hair Men
80s Collector
Drums 🥁
80s Heavy Metal Collector
80s Fitness/Workout
I Am A Huge Fan Of
My Favorite 80s Band Stryper, Dolph Lundgren.
Favorite Movies
Masters Of The Universe 1987, The Terminator, Red Scorpion, All The 4 Expendables Movies, Rocky IV, The Punisher 1989, Universal Soldier 1992, ET, Gremlins, I Come In Peace 1990 And More
The Sweet Swedish God/Hunk Dolph Lundgren. The Most Wonderful Talented Actor, The Man With A Very Sexy Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes And A Most Hottest Strong Sexy Body And A Handsome Voice. I Know He Looks Attractive But He Is The Most Smartest Intelligent Man In The World And He's A Karate Champion, And He's A genius IQ of 160, The Most Loved Action Star Of The 80s And Now And A Fitness/Workout Star Too. He plays The drums. I Adore And Care About Him.
This Is What I Think About Dolph The Most Kind person, Very Sweet, Down To Earth, kind hearted, The Most Loving Person in the world, Very Charming, Very Handsome.
I Love Dolph So Much He's My Sweet Lovely Favorite Actor. I've Been A Fan Of Him Since 2024. I Love All Of His Movies. And I Love His Long Hair That's What I Love On A Guy.
Dating He-Man and introducing him to hair metal headcanons:
This was not what I inteded to post today, but I got a strike of inspiration that got it finished it in one sit.
Warnings: Implied fem reader, a few smut-adjacent headcanons near the end. Music and pop culture 80's references.
For @dolphshemanmetalbabe
-You meet at the music store, through a lovely cultural misunderstanding instants before the minions of Skeletor arrived for the fight. Your commitement to the mix of beauty and badassery in the glam metal aesthetic got you mistaken for a warrior in eternian eyes. He approached you with the excitement of thinking he had found suitable back up, but you thought he was some weird Conan cosplayer flirting in character.
-Even if a little odd, you found him hot as hell right away and reacted shamelessly. He had no time to process the brief exchange, but he was for certain caught in a similar appreciation. His only contact with Earth people so far had been a shy highschool girl, her boyfriend who I believe was most likely in a synth-pop band, and a shitty cop. Then came you, in leather and metal, with your freaking awesome hair and charmingly cocky attitude. He could have not understood what your words meant, but he catched your body language and that devilish wink got him inmediately invested.
-There is no polite way to say this: Teela hated you in the beggining and was quite amused when witnessing an alien invasion got you reacting the way any rational human would. You freaked out, that initial impression He-Man had of you was certainly not true. You were not a heroine, you were a guitar player whose ass had to be saved alongside everyone else's.
-That being said, you made peace through the mess when being in the face of danger multiple times proved you did have the qualities of a heroine. Once she got stranded on Earth by Skeletor alongside her dad and Gwildor while He-Man was being held captive, you were the one willing to keep the fight over being very damn pissed. Anger was your hope and so was hers. You wanted to kick some ass? So did her! When Kevin was having his emotional " what difference can I make?" style monologue before coming up with the solution, you called him out in the defeatism and proved to have the spirit of a true warrior.
-As if often comes within the glam metal philosophy, courage for you mixes a bit with irresponsibility and a teatrical need to appear strong, but your heart is in the right place and your time helping to save the universe taught you the value of sincerity.
-It also left you granted with frequent visits from the cute space hunk up to continue what you started. Soon, you find yourself in a vaguely labeled long distance relationship with him. He comes and goes as he wants, returning to you when the mess in his planet allows him. It's frustrating, but hey! At least it fuels your Vixen-style song writing. A guy that comes, gives you the best sex of your life and leaves is the perfect muse for hair metal.
-With your lesson learned, you were honest with your heart and admitted you had fallen in love with him. Luckly for you, he never made it very hard for being so easy to love. He is just the sweetest, the one you have exposed your vulnerability to because he is always up to care for your heart. He never meants to hurt you, he loves you, but the cosmos is in the way and he has to answer the call of a hero.
-In your own unique ways, making up your own rules, you both make it work. Sometimes he does take you to Eternia, where he gets to teach you of his customs, and when it's his time in your place he learns of the stuff you are into.
-I think that, at first, he didn't quite get it on its own. It started to click with him by observing what music does to you, how it liberates you until reaching your finest potential. It was not the music itself what he liked in the beginning, but your sexy dances and your sing along while blasting it for the whole neigborhood. You were happy, you were free, so beautiful ... and all his.
-When he got to see you play for the first time? That's when he trully got it. That guitar is your very own Sword of Grayskull: when you pick it up, you are fully empowered. You embody the vision of that warrior he found in you at your meeting, the peak of everything he loved of you from the beggining.
-Apart from you, I headcanon that his favorite ones from the genre would be Bon Jovi. In surface, it seems a simplistic and surface-level take, but when you think about it the vibe fits perfectly. Jon Bon Jovi is the sexy good boy of the glam metal scene, and He-Man is a sexy good boy! That perfect blend of cute and hot is his thing, he gives me Bon Jovi's New Jersey. Just think of him to Lay Your Hands On Me and this may make sense to you as it does to me.
-Loves Dokken's Dream Warriors because it sounds to him like a battle cry. You eventually rented the A Nightmare on Elm Street films to watch with him and give him context. Since he comes from a place were sorcery is a real thing, it blew his mind. The idea of an enemy you can't defeat by physical strenght, because he lives in your mind exploiting your greatests weaknesses? Terrifying for him, and disgusting because it deprives one of the honor in a fair fight.
-Irrationally hates Europe, this golden retriever of a guy loses his temper if he hears Final Countdown. Since he has not found a proper explanation for that, you assume he must have got sick of it for the repetition it gets on the stations as a radio anthem.
-Would slow dance and make out with you to power ballads, He-Man can be surprisingly romantic when he is in the mood for it. More than you were ever used to, and you found out that it suits you.
-Your song is No One Like You by Scorpions. It resonates with the same challenges your relationship faces, with your constant longing for each other.
-If needing to wear culturally appropiate clothes on Earth, he would like to experiment with the aesthetic. Imagine the Prince Adam clothes design, but going glam metal: fishnet-styled crop top in pink, thight leather pants with boots. Pink fingernails, some animal print accesory, ... flamboyant jewelry!!! (God, he would look so hot!!)
-Is very much on board with the openly sensual vibe. At first he was only a bit shy about it, merely enjoying of watching you get all playfuly sexy. Not ashamed, never ashamed, just curiously invested from the sidelines until he losens up.
-When Motley Crue is on, you have the role of the irreverent catcaller and he of the hot chick about to get pseudo-consensually harassed lol. It's a game, of course, and your energy amuses him. He knows of how hot you find him and he likes when you remind him of it.
-Speaking of which, you had catched him trying to learn the trademark slutty hip swing of blond hair band frontman to seduce you.
-It goes both ways, since you wouldn't hesitate to bring out your inner stripper for him. I would let this one as a blank state for you, think of your own fav strip club anthem of 80's glam to strip for him to. If eternians have any concept resembling heaven, he meet it when you gave him a lap dance.
-Fucking to Guns N Roses' Appetite for Destruction. He challenges himself to make you scream louder than the moans of Rocket Queen and jackhammers you to the fast-paced riff of Paradise City.
-... And later, he is holding you in his arms like you are the most precious thing he has ever seen because that's how he is. The most powerful being in the universe, the sweetest man you have ever meet.
