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amanda / 19

[ahiddenpath]

[the-candydan-can]

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[v8d-deactivated20240923]

emo stands for eat me out

[oswednesday]

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

[conksucker-deactivated20120621]

when

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[weaksorry]

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

[idiona]

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[cindyxromero]

“I CANT GO TO JOHNATHANS RIGHT NOW”

[pessimisticvagina]

I am literally in tears LOOOOOOOOOL

[dirtyredfromthehood]

Wow

[shock]

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

[mawile]

they have pictures of ellen mourning her own death

[beyoncay-deactivated20200607]

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[dropovers]

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[396hz-deactivated20170828]

whats up guys my heart hurts