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I read & write fiction & fantasy | This blog is dedicated to many acronyms such as fob, p!atd, atl, ptv, mcr, 21p & cage the elephant, gerard way, and bbcsherlock | 18 | Her | Amber

[domingoenfuegomyeggo]

cafe, DePaul Bon Secour Medical Center

[prettyboynightwing]

#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend - Part One

[love-personal]

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[recoveringonebiteatatime-deacti]

Every time I see this post it has 100,000+ more notes and I support that

[melisica]

[afrorevolution]

How Shea Butter is made is the Northern Region of Ghana 

Video by Hamamat Mantia  

Her ig : @iamhamamat 

[agavehoney]

Her skin is proof

[goldnpoc]

But she’s like so adorable

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

this is magic

[andromedafalls]

who. is. she.

[heyhowiee]

oh my god her skin is GORGEOUS *liberally applies shea butter head to toe*

[awesomevines]

When she says she only dates country boys

[vitalyorlovs]

[valeria2067]

John’s romantically involved with someone

Tall

Dark-haired

Unwilling to share him

Irritated with his lack of observation

Fond of long, dark coats (and flipping the collar up)

Paging Dr. Freud…. Dr. Freud, please pick up on extension three….

[deducingbbcsherlock-deactivated]

I’ll even walk your dog.

I don’t have a dog!

No, because that was the last one… 

[cincinnatisubway-archives-deact]

if you are reading this you are not in a coma, you are not dead or dreaming. your life is not a lie, your relationships are not a lie, your memories are not a lie. you are not a hallucination or glitch.

you exist.

you are alive. 

the world around you exists and keeps turning.

if you can’t trust all of your senses pick one right now you consider the most reliable and stimulate that. for me this is touch and smell. splash water on yourself. eat something comforting. smell dirt outside. play your favourite song on repeat. stare at one panel of a comic book for a long time.

this world is real and so are you. you are real. so take care of yourself. 

[paranorml-deactivated20160907]

Ok so this seriously hit home with me and kinda startled me. Thank you.

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

gah thank you this is so helpful for people who dissociate regularly/have varying psychoses 

[fujoshijpeg]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

[foodffs]

10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[get-j1nxed]

@vagabond-n-stuff

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[leightaylorwrites]

Why did I randomly remember this video

[leightaylorwrites]

guys watch this it’s hilarious

[leightaylorwrites]

I will not stop reblogging this until each and every one of you has seen it

[thatsthat24]

Makes so much sense that this kid is the voice of Finn from Adventure Time

[philandhistrash]

WATCH

[dorkyalistair]

You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand. Your therapist thinks its post-traumatic stress disorder. She thinks you’re haunted by memories of your military service.

Fire her. She’s got it the wrong way around.

[ohcarararara]

OH MY GOD

[peachyumbreon-deactivated201810]

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO CRY NOW

[stephiecarcar]

T

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKSGCLVE. OPASJL;FNASKL;FNASKL;DFNASASFL;HASGJOASHF;ASJD;ASJF

[jonghoyah]

HOLY FUCK! BOW DOWN TO THE GIFMASTER FANDOM!

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[dunpster-deactivated20170219]

Twenty One Pilots at the House of Blues Houston - 10/19/14

:: In Black and White :: 1/2

[northerndownpoux]