[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[dogpuppy]

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[dogpuppy]

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[qqchurch]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[circlusion]

[things-that-are-not-true]

i put my dollar down and it crawled away so now i dont have any thing at all

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[dogpuppy]

[paulandersonxo]

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

[djbodyhorror]

things to say during a firm handshake with another man:

your hands are so warm and tender

I love you

you remind me of my late wife

your eyes are beautiful yet filled with pain

its just been so long since someone touched me

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.