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#have you guys ever considered that maybe we've been using all the wrong ship names this whole time #grocky #gracerocky #savestars #those are all cute and whatever but what if i told you the real ship name was right in front of us all along.#clockbros

pineappical

on your chest

#grocky #im normal im normal im normal about them im normal

☕️ favorite grocky fics :)

holy shit sorry this took me so long to answer but boy do i have some. there are definitely more than this but here are some that jump to the forefront of my mind:

all 7 fics in the "grocky works" collection by spqr - i'm of the opinion that this author is like. a generational talent. no one is doing it like them. when i think of the best fics i've ever read, ever––not just for this ship, but for any ship––i think about these

dog days by furiosophie - this one came out pretty recently and fucking blew me away. it's the kind of writing i WISH i had the chops to pull off. the yearning is delicious. it also holds the high honor of being one of only two grocky fics i've ever cried while reading

the mortifying ordeal of being known by serotoninshift - just an all timer to me. the characterizations are so good, and i really love the author's take on how eridians get aroused/feel pleasure being related to sound. the dynamic is just so right idk man

a first course in anthro-eridian sexuality studies by falling_cosmos - and this one was the first grocky fic that made me cry. made me completely insane. the exploration of how earth would react to finding out about grace + rocky having a more-than-platonic bond was so well-executed

the scientific method by quarfield - still a wip but you gotta. you just gotta get there. it's funny, it's hot, it's creative, it's so well-characterized. the sex is batshit crazy in the best way and the banter is top-notch

rocky curious too by serenfire - a grocky classic imo. if you haven't already read this one you either just got into this ship or you've got homework to do right now immediately. i love their voices in this, and i love the way the main story is bracketed by grace + rocky "telling" the story

both fics in the xeno jerkoff cinematic universe series by grimark - oooohhhhhh boy the way this author writes them both. woof. there's so much repression happening in here and it's so fucking yum yum delicious. i don't normally go in for unresolved romantic tension because i'm a big sappy pathetic fucking baby but it worked for me here and if you read the fics you'll see why (hint: it's the repression) and also it's just extremely well written

#replies #grocky #gracerocky #sorry that this is probably like. the most boring answer ever because i feel like these are all like. sacred grocky texts #that you have almost definitely read already #but they are certified club bangers that i could not recommend more highly so here they are #also just to reiterate: these are NOT all of my favorites. i have so many more favorites. these are just some of the ones that i #would recommend first/earliest if asked by someone who just got into the ship #anyway can you tell that characterization is really important to me lol

tervaneula

everybody finds love, in the end

#phm #grocky #god i love it when they’re tender…..ouuuugghh

rylandgraces

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What's happening? A hug. It's, uh, usually not something one does by themselves. Oh, I— wait, I do the same? Would you just get in here?

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

#that last one is the kiss at the end of the romance movie btw. it is they told me so #phm #grocky

patronsaint-ofthedenial

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

hachinana87

Can I think about it

#phm

edgebug

don't worry, that lil guy will keep trying until he gets it right

insp!!! :)

#grocky #LETS ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#for me its very simple. if you are wrong i block you #that could be wrong about a big & moral life thing (like being discriminatory)#or you could post a single take i hate about a fictional character #whatever it is. if i think you’re Big Wrong you’re getting blocked

segamascott

kobrafangs

nap time

#phm #grocky #the relief that courses through me when i go to reblog art of them and the original artist has tagged it grocky #like ah yes....i am Safe here. i am safe here with you

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

HELL YEAHHHHHH!!! ok back to joypilled time :)

we are joypilled once more. think about grocky doing literally anything…what if they watched sharknado. what if rocky painted grace’s nails and found it super erotic for some reason. what if grace had to explain the cultural significance of none pizza left beef. the possibilities are endless we can find grocky joy forever

#replies

nanadrawsthings

Rocky fix Grace.

#phm #grocky #type of face i make when i'm crazy in love with the five legged rock crab. like just head over heels for the crab

the day i get a new laptop: uh-uh, no stickers on this one baby! not doing stickers this time, no sir. keeping it #clean #professional and #sleek because i'm a grown ass adult and i take this object to work

one week into owning the laptop: although i mean. it's not like ONE would hurt. one really carefully chosen, aesthetically Cool sticker would be fine, it would actually be cooler than no stickers, kind of a cool "one tasteful sticker by itself" vibe. mysterious. a little personality but not too much. leave them wanting to know more

one year into owning the laptop: dive bar bathroom levels of sticker coverage

#it's happened twice now. i have to assume that means it's going to just be like this always every time

diamondseaside

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

mushruumtea

Enjoy some cute Rocky Animation snippets :)

#phm #that's my blorbo guys! look!

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