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[aliitvodeson]

Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding

[dominiiqueweasley]

You are so in trouble

send “you are in so much trouble” for my muse’s reaction // @hissingaspinthegrass // accepting

          “Oh Ally,” Dominique said, putting her finger to her lips and playfully smirking, “Only if you don’t tell anyone?” 

[roonilwazlb]

christmas at the burrow

•grandma molly announces picture time •collective groans from all the kids •they start with the entire family photo •molly and arthur stand in the middle of course looking super proud of their big, loving family •EVERYONE HAS THEIR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS ON •the kids always try to spell words with the sweaters •they adults pretend to not know what they’re doing because they secretly find it hilarious •"aunt angelina it would look so great it you stood by grandma, and grandma you should be next to uncle percy AND LOUIS GO NEXT TO ANGELINA OH IT IS PERFECT"-(probably james or fred) •that spells lamp •these kids find it hilarious to spell the word lamp with sweaters •one time they spelled alfalfa which the kids believe is their greatest accomplishment. •then they take their individual family photos •teddy is in every single one because teddy is basically everyone’s kid •i forgot to mention that andromeda comes too •george, angelina, fred, and roxanne take the stupidest christmas photo known to man. weird poses weird faces-everything. •there is a strict schedule to follow. first they all open ONE christmas gift (the weasley sweater) then they eat, then take pictures, then they open the rest of their presents, and open the presents from santa the next morning. •SOMEHOW they fit enough beds in the burrow for everyone •"vic and i can always share a bed??“ teddy has asked this ever since they started dating •you will never have any food as marvellous as the christmas food ad the burrow. •all the kids have to go through the pain and suffering that their parents had to go through by preparing some of the ingredients •"we have wands! we have MAGIC! and you are making us skin these damn potatoes.” “it’s supposed to be a humbling experience james.” •it’s really loud •like really really loud •but they always have a moment of silence right before dinner in honour of fred •well… they did •george thinks that silence was never fred’s thing so they change it to an annual snowball fight •james, george, and fred ii most likely have a prank war which results in many broken noses and fingers •just a ton of games to be honest •everyone gets a shit ton of weasley’s wizard wheezes products •A CAULDRON FULL OF HOT, STRONG LOVE •poor fleur basically dies because celestine warbeck is on constantly •roxanne, lily and rose have extensive dance routines to all her songs •albus spends a lot of his time asking if scorpius can get a weasley sweater •everyone is super hesitant on the subject but albus convinces them after almost 2 years •once scorpius gets his sweaters he starts coming over a few days after christmas because the family is there all holiday •scorpius is eventually welcomed into the family after a few awkward hours •i love scorpius •cinnamon buns •they get THE BEST presents aaaah •they’re soosososo good •the burrow is just full of love and happiness and warmth and stupid, petty, little fights but everyone still loves each other so damn much.

[mythicalheartbeat]

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

[redocet-archive-blog]

           i wasn’t a { h e r o }

                        i was a {  b  u  r  d  e  n  }

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Send "You are in so much trouble" for my muse's reaction

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[rpfunstuff]

Send (╯°□°)╯ for my muse’s reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!

[alritepetal]

I never wanted to kiss someone who was glaring at me until I met you.

“Crooked Heart” by lovelyyouth

[theliteraryjournals]

She remembered thinking falling for him would be like falling in love with darkness, but now she imagined he was more like a starry night: the constellations were always there, constant, magnificent guides against the ever-present black.

Stephanie Garber, Caraval (via polyhymniia)

@arrogancekiing

[kankaolsabiliyonn-deactivated20]

[nordiixa-blog]

Reblog if you don’t mind Slice-of-Life threads that don’t necessarily go anywhere.

✕  there is so much development to be made from people just… being together. there’s no need for a whole huge big plot for muses to make memories. just conversation and doing mundane things together is enough sometimes.

[ashleyinwondrland]

I have so many headcanons about Beauxbaton The girls are required to take ballroom dancing and archery They are required to wear uniforms but encouraged to accessories to show their individuality Along with their regular classes of charms and potions, they all take feminist theory every year They will act girly with things like fashion and flirting but they become beasts at Quidditch games The girls see each other in one of two ways, either as sisters or lovers

[uhnsaids]

“i’m just tired, you know?” she sighed. “of what?” “of everything,” she laughs. “i’m tired of falling for people who couldn’t care less about me. i’m tired of wearing my heart on my sleeve and people taking advantage of it. i tried you know? i tried not giving a fuck, to stop giving people the love they don’t even fucking deserve… but i can’t help it and i don’t think it’ll ever end.”

excerpt from a book i’ll never write #1 (via canadiemrps)

[grab-an-idea]

Arranged Marriage Starters

“You’re not what I was expecting.”

“I’m not going through with this and you can’t make me.”

“Look, I’m not any happier about this than you are, but why don’t we try and make this work.”

“We don’t have to be in love, but maybe we could be friends.”

“Wow. I wasn’t expecting someone who looked like you do.”

“Arranged marriages are weird. All your life you’re told not to talk to strangers and then you’re asked to sleep with one.”

“I can sleep on the couch if you prefer.”

“How am I supposed to live with them when I love someone else?”

“You’re making me marry THEM?”

“Don’t you touch me.”

“It’s my parents. They’ve arranged me to marry someone else.”

“So how much was my life worth to you?”

“Uh… I know we don’t really have a choice, but will you marry me?”

“Why don’t we go pick out a ring together?”

“This doesn’t have to be forever. If it doesn’t work out we can always get a divorce.”

“Listen, my parents paid for you. You’re my property now.”

“Let’s start simple. What’s your favorite color?”

“The only reason I need you is make sure that my bloodline has an heir.”

“I will never love you.”

[magicofthestars]

Gryffindor ~ Courageous, daring, brave, valiant, chivalrous, confident ~

[naerystargaryn-deactivated20191]

moodboards: Dominique Weasley

her heart was made of liquid sunsets (x).