Do (not) feed the employees!
Pizza Hut needs to stay the fuck away from us, Papa John's is alright, and Little Caesars is a menace and also needs to stay away from us.
We are a Corporation and thus Plural, so they/them pronouns please.
Please let us know ahead of time if you wish to host a pizza party so we can be prepared to make the pizza(assuming you want our pizza, but why wouldn't you) *looking at a certain superhero blog*
We are hiring! Let us know what you can do and we will figure out a job for you!
Employee(s) - @garl1cl0af (regional manager) @nug-offical-deactiv (England regional manager) @texaschef-offical (manager/csr) @basket-offical (csr) @keyboardsmashoffical (delivery expert/csr) @asleep-offical - the awake one (csr) @death-the-soul-reaper (csr) @weedleysnumberonefan (taste tester) @bitten-and-girl-smitten (security guard) @chomper-offical (to bite, to chomp) @watercooler-offical (hydration specialist) @curryvo-again (artist) @killer-offical (miscellaneous)
Our favorite is @coke-offical <3 (r.i.p.)
(I actually do work at dominos but like in a store not corporate, i will use purple when not in character, she/her)













