Loaf Man

I'm here cuz my friends said there was chaos ALSO! Now the manager at Domino's, because Domino's official said so

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[letssnowstreamwings]

tumblr-style performance art

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting! How did you know you’re allergic to the cocoa powder?

[garl1cl0af]

I can't eat the cocoa powder itself. I can have white chocolate and other things with cockroaches in it (think I've eaten one once on a dare)

[pitch-black-official]

Hmmm … that’s an option. I can eat white chocolate too! It’s my favorite one

[garl1cl0af]

Mine too. Except eating too many sweets hurts. I reallly love Skittles tho

[pitch-black-official]

Too many sweets hurt? I’m not a sweet tooth but luckily I don’t have that …

Skittles are cool too, though I don’t really like sweets with nuts inside of them. I generally dislike when foods have too many textures

[garl1cl0af]

Who doesn't if Imma be honest

[pitch-black-official]

True true

[garl1cl0af]

Besides my Dad, you are the first person I've come across that shares this allergy

[pitch-black-official]

We’re special

[garl1cl0af]

Very much so. How much pity do you get when you tell people? It's gotten to the point where I just say "no pity please it's been over a decade"

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting! How did you know you’re allergic to the cocoa powder?

[garl1cl0af]

I can't eat the cocoa powder itself. I can have white chocolate and other things with cockroaches in it (think I've eaten one once on a dare)

[pitch-black-official]

Hmmm … that’s an option. I can eat white chocolate too! It’s my favorite one

[garl1cl0af]

Mine too. Except eating too many sweets hurts. I reallly love Skittles tho

[pitch-black-official]

Too many sweets hurt? I’m not a sweet tooth but luckily I don’t have that …

Skittles are cool too, though I don’t really like sweets with nuts inside of them. I generally dislike when foods have too many textures

[garl1cl0af]

Who doesn't if Imma be honest

[pitch-black-official]

True true

[garl1cl0af]

Besides my Dad, you are the first person I've come across that shares this allergy

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting! How did you know you’re allergic to the cocoa powder?

[garl1cl0af]

I can't eat the cocoa powder itself. I can have white chocolate and other things with cockroaches in it (think I've eaten one once on a dare)

[pitch-black-official]

Hmmm … that’s an option. I can eat white chocolate too! It’s my favorite one

[garl1cl0af]

Mine too. Except eating too many sweets hurts. I reallly love Skittles tho

[pitch-black-official]

Too many sweets hurt? I’m not a sweet tooth but luckily I don’t have that …

Skittles are cool too, though I don’t really like sweets with nuts inside of them. I generally dislike when foods have too many textures

[garl1cl0af]

Who doesn't if Imma be honest

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting! How did you know you’re allergic to the cocoa powder?

[garl1cl0af]

I can't eat the cocoa powder itself. I can have white chocolate and other things with cockroaches in it (think I've eaten one once on a dare)

[pitch-black-official]

Hmmm … that’s an option. I can eat white chocolate too! It’s my favorite one

[garl1cl0af]

Mine too. Except eating too many sweets hurts. I reallly love Skittles tho

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

I want to see 99+ notes tomorrow

Idc if it's from the same person

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting! How did you know you’re allergic to the cocoa powder?

[garl1cl0af]

I can't eat the cocoa powder itself. I can have white chocolate and other things with cockroaches in it (think I've eaten one once on a dare)

[pitch-black-official]

Apparently I’m allergic to chocolate which means I’m also allergic to cockroaches?

[garl1cl0af]

Omg same! Except mine is to the actual cocoa powder inside the chocolate

Just remember, there is a legal limit to how many bug parts are allowed in food

[dominos-offical]

Out of Curiosity...

I work in retail/customer service and we can not use our phones

I work in retail/customer service and we can use our phones

I do not work in retail/customer service; results

Voting ended onAug 13

The gm at my store has been cracking down on phone usage and I know that other dominos locations have as well. So im curious to see what the majority is.

Please reblog this, and feel free to add any experiences

@garl1cl0af @nug-offical-deactiv @texaschef-offical @basket-offical @keyboardsmashoffical @asleep-offical @death-the-soul-reaper @weedleysnumberonefan @bitten-and-girl-smitten @chomper-offical @watercooler-offical @anonmous-offical @curryvo-again @killer-offical @/open tags

[garl1cl0af]

Yeahhhh not supposed to be on our phones. Typically, we only are allowed to be when checking deliveries and drivers stuff for customers or when on aux

[garl1cl0af]

Did something to my ankle

Urgent care, wooo

[dominos-offical]

just kill me now pls

[basket-offical]

are you ok?

[dominos-offical]

This week(July 27th) is 50% off all menu price pizzas!!!

Order online today to apply this deal.

[dominos-offical]

At my store we had/have two drivers(can kinda work oven if they're in store), two ppl(myself included) that can slap/work the oven, and 4 csr 3 of whom can kinda work on the makeline

We've done about 3500 today

@garl1cl0af did you work today

[garl1cl0af]

I did. It was a PAIN.

FOUR INSIDERS SHOWED. TWO CALLED OUT. GM WAS SNAPPY ABOUT THE MAKELINE BEING FULL OF NEWBIES.

GAHHHHH GUT ME NOW OMG PLEASSSSE I AM DREADING TOMORROW

[dominos-offical]

We ended with 4000

on a Monday :(

Wednesday church orders are going to be fun •~• and then the weekend :) so excited

Are yall having technical difficulties? Dominos need to get their shit before having a 50% off week

[dominos-offical]

just kill me now pls

[basket-offical]

are you ok?

[dominos-offical]

This week(July 27th) is 50% off all menu price pizzas!!!

Order online today to apply this deal.

[dominos-offical]

At my store we had/have two drivers(can kinda work oven if they're in store), two ppl(myself included) that can slap/work the oven, and 4 csr 3 of whom can kinda work on the makeline

We've done about 3500 today

@garl1cl0af did you work today

[garl1cl0af]

I did. It was a PAIN.

FOUR INSIDERS SHOWED. TWO CALLED OUT. GM WAS SNAPPY ABOUT THE MAKELINE BEING FULL OF NEWBIES.

GAHHHHH GUT ME NOW OMG PLEASSSSE I AM DREADING TOMORROW

[garl1cl0af]

It's a dopamine hit when my sexist cat decides to give me affection.

She only likes guys, and only if they have beards. If there is a man in the house, she hates everyone but him.

Am I.... a man?

[dominos-offical]

Do (not) feed the employees!

Pizza Hut needs to stay the fuck away from us, Papa John's is alright, and Little Caesars is a menace and also needs to stay away from us.

We are a Corporation and thus Plural, so they/them pronouns please.

Please let us know ahead of time if you wish to host a pizza party so we can be prepared to make the pizza(assuming you want our pizza, but why wouldn't you) *looking at a certain superhero blog*

We are hiring! Let us know what you can do and we will figure out a job for you!

Employee(s) - @garl1cl0af (manager/csr) @texaschef-offical (manager/csr) @basket-offical (csr) @keyboardsmashoffical (delivery expert/csr) @asleep-offical - the awake one (csr) @death-the-soul-reaper (csr) @weedleysnumberonefan (taste tester) @bitten-and-girl-smitten (security guard) @chomper-offical (to bite, to chomp) @watercooler-offical (hydration specialist) @anonmous-offical (I.T.) @curryvo-again (artist) @killer-offical (miscellaneous)

Our favorite is @coke-offical <3 (r.i.p.)

(I actually do work at dominos but like in a store not corporate, i will use purple when not in character, she/her)

[dominos-offical]

Psst @garl1cl0af we got you an assistant manager

[garl1cl0af]

Wonderful! It's a pleasure to work with them!

[theultimatesandwich]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84702211/chapters/235305741

Realizing I haven't been posting these updates but Chapter 10 of my Murderbot x Project Haily Mary crossover is live now!