.

[peacheol]

*gets complimented by a girl* 

uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-

*gets complimented by a boy* 

lol thanks i know

[euo]

“I thought it would be nice to get some mutual interests… now that we’ve had sex… other than spitting and setting things on fire.”

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

[phrankocean]

my bank account: hoe dont do it

me: yah

my bank account: oh my god

[tatlmaslany]

This is war.

[domintoes]

🎉🎉🎉

[gn-a]

[booooost-deactivated20160127]

Actual footage of me as a parent 100% for real

[dimpledlouis]

"on average there are 7 people who look just like you" wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

[unclefather]

me as a lawyer: your honor, quick question… am I winning

[kittyzone]

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

[tittytron]

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

[badassgay-blog]

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

[melociraptors]

idk what this is but I love it

[jockoppressor]

swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs

[jennlferlawrence-deactivated201]

[nowthisnews]

Amal Clooney socializing with the people at her table while George Clooney struggles to grasp the concept of reading.

[krys23]

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

me

[tinychatter-deactivated20131129]

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]