"escape route"

Hiiii

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[brucespringsteencomments]

[faustique]

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

[importantpics]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[carnadelions]

disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[despazito]

epic

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[help-me-yes]

[kosmogrl]

[lesvegas]

[lesvegas]

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[brucefromfamilyguy]