lookin' down the barrel of the devil's gun

nowhere to run, gotta make a stand against the devil's gun.

[dommechase]

evanalbert‌:

No to all of that. Are you trying to ruin a poor kid’s Halloween? Damn you stone cold.

Finally, someone with some taste. I was worried I was going to have to snatch my friendships away from some of these people. Alright, what would be your top Halloween candy?

[dommechase]

domalvarez‌:

Candy corn’s good, but no - it doesn’t belong in trick or treat buckets. That’s meant for chocolate - Snickers and Kit Kats and shit like that. And I’ve never had one of those root beer barrels, so I’m gonna say no…?

Another heathen who likes candy corn. Yuck. You’re lucky your handsome or my attack on your character would be way more devastating. At least you have the sense to “enjoy” the candy to yourself and not force it on the next generation. So what’s your costume situation looking like?

[dommechase]

dommebarros‌:

I’m still looking for costume suggestions too, actually. Got any good ideas?

Candy corn is fantastic. Sugar in tri-colored corn shapes is a known delicacy, among the young and old alike. And the root beer barrels are awful.

I saw someone say slutty Zelda, so I know the possibilities are truly endless. It depends on how much you want to shell out versus how outside the box you want to go. I’d say a Power Ranger (particularly the white one) or Elizabeth Berkley from her time in Showgirls.

I gonna have to say meet me in the parking lot at 2:15 after school because only the unloved like candy corn. But I’ll only lightly kick your shin because we agree on the root beer barrels.

[dommechase]

I know Halloween is upon us and yes I still need costume suggestions, but I want to start a fight. What’s your opinion on candy corn? And does it belong in the buckets of children? Are we still pretending those little root beer barrels are good?

[dommechase]

liyah-simone‌:

I’m certain I would have remembered getting married.

You are invited. It’s a invitation for everyone, so don’t pout.

It’s common law at this point. We’ll just have a really big reception and cross ourselves so our parents don’t flip out on us. I’m bringing the fun, but you have to promise actually try to have it.

[dommechase]

domvalentina‌:

Are you literally five years old or do you just have a special interest in making every grown adult in the immediate vicinity hate you?

Pero like... it’s so fun. Fine, I can adult. But only because I’m trying to impress you. Blah, blah, blah. I don’t wanna hear Mariah Carey make her whole years paycheck in the last three months of the year. Better?

[dommechase]

drsantos‌:

I was starting to think you had disappeared or something.

Unfortunately for my haters and fortunate for you, I am not anywhere but here. If you want the logistics, I’ll put a bat signal in the air just follow it doc.

[dommechase]

maliafahey‌:

I…Usually, I do the confusing. I am the confuser. Not…the confusee. Do we mean..actually smokin’ someone’s ass? ‘Cause the image i’m gettin’ is decidedly not fantastic.

See, now I gotta know what image you’re thinking, because I bet we’re on two entirely different wavelengths. It’s always my pleasure to confuse amongst other things.

[dommechase]

PUBLIC QUESTIONS:

What is your guilty pleasure song?

Dreaming Of You- Selena.

Is there a song that calms you down?

I Just Want to Hang Around You- La India.

What about one that you love to dance to?

El Tiburon- Proyecto Uno.

Toast- Koffee.

Name a song on the soundtrack of your favorite movie

Darling Nikki- The Purple Rain Soundtrack.

Name a song you can’t stand or hate.

Perfect- Ed Sheeran.

What song makes you feel sexy?

She’s Always in My Hair- D’Angelo.

PRIVATE QUESTIONS:

What song that describes how you think of yourself?

Tiny Straws- Woo Park.

Morphine- Princess Nokia.

Pick 1 to 3 people you have positive feelings for and dedicate a song to them. Saying who is optional!

Good Friend- Emily King.

Wifey- Next. (Aaliyah, Maria)

I’d Die Without You- P.M. Dawn.

Pick 1 to 3 people you have negative feelings for and dedicate a song to them. Saying who is optional!

Keep Your Worries- Guru.

Don’t Jealous Me-Tekno, Yemi Alade

Name a song that describes how you feel about your mark.

Palace/Curse- The Internet.

Name a song that describes how you present yourself to others.

Nice Things- Tank and the Bangas. Bart Simpson- Princess Nokia.

Name a song that changed your life, or appeared in your life when you most needed it to.

Gasolina- Daddy Yankee. La Tirana- La Lupe.

[liyah-simone]

You are cordially invite,

I am having a house warming party this Saturday. And you are more than welcome. Please do let me know if you’ll let me know if you’ll be stopping by.

[dommechase]

You have to cordially invite your wife? I’m hurt. 

[dommechase]

subemmywright‌:

A bit of both?

But you have that whole “save me, I’m too beautiful to be poor” look going on. I’m almost certain someone’s out there like “damn I wanna punish HER”.

[reinasinmiedo]

I never thought I would actually miss the craziness that comes along with New Eden, but after that boring conference in Germany, I could use a little crazy to spice things up. 

[dommechase]

Too much schitnzel? Crafty beers? I KNOW WHAT IT IS. You missed me querida? I won’t tell anyone.

[maliafahey-blog]

To everyone who was at the BBQ game thing at Agent Armani’s today– I’m so sorry for your loss ‘cause I most def probably smoked your ass. There was too many of y’all so I can’t send personalized apologies, so y’all are just gonna have to take this and hold it real close ‘cause it’s all you’re gonna get. . 

Aaaand for those of you who didn’t come– I have one, question for ya: why not? And the excuse better be good ‘cause I gotta say, y’all really missed out. 

[dommechase]

I’d love know who’s ass you smoked because, that image is fantastic. 

[asherstrahl]

Weird how time just seems to run together when you’ve actually got something to do during the day. I feel like it was yesterday people were talking about some sort of carnival and now there’s Halloween shit going on? When’s the Christmas shit start? Next week? 

[dommechase]

Have I got news for you, my friend. Somebody in the office has secretly started playing holiday tracks and every time I hear the Temptations sing Silent Night, I now sing every part of the first verse including the voice-over.

[alex-babin]

Going back to Michigan to teach for a few months was… Probably one of my favorite things I’ve done as doctor, but it’s very nice to be back in New Eden, it’s been two weeks and I’ve done more gallbladder removals than I care to do admit but that OR really does feel like home so it’s very nice. Other than the usual doom and gloom of the city have I missed anything while I’ve been away?

[dommechase]

The only time I’ve been to Michigan was to go party with some friends in Detroit and I still haven’t found anything even similar to their pizza. You remind me I should make a pit stop out there again. The only thing you’ve missed is everything handsome.

[subemmywright]

This makes the third time in the past few months that I’ve been fined for missing mandatory submission and maintenance punishments. I have to get it together.

[dommechase]

Pardon me being nosy as all fuck, but is this a case of the “I’m skipping it like the homework I skipped in high school”? Or more “I keep forgetting and I’m genuinely sorry for it”?

[dommechase]

domvalentina‌:

I am going to stab you with a candy cane. Slowly. So it hurts.

You promise? That fits the aesthetic so well! It merges the spooky and the Christmas. Just make sure to tell the vampires their juice has a little extra tingle to it because of the mint.