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me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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Big Dick Energy pride flag. don’t use this unless you have big or moderate Dick Energy

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me daydreaming about getting a tongue shoved down my throat all slow mo

Hello I’m still a homosexual

marcitlali

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

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Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

denisvilleneuve

Janelle Monáe in Make Me Feel

britney

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

yourfriendlysis

SHIT

xojoanne

2008/2018

dilf-pickle

why hasnt britney spears been a guest judge on drag race yet?? she knows about lip syncing better than anyone else

mxnrique

YOU KNOW WHAT?

thaibrator

im gonna say it…. if artpop were released in 2018 instead of 2013 it would break everybody’s neck

jamesdean666

someone: hi

me: between 2009 and 2012 kesha satirised and parodied the archetype of the female pop star and the drunken party girl image. she has a 140 near genius IQ and studied psychology and comparative religion between recording her first album, the irreverent and heartwarming satirical masterpiece “Animal”. time after time she deconstructed the pop star image with a trash glam aesthetic that was authentic to her music taste and she frequently honoured her mother’s country rock/hippie mentality that informed her unique working class upbringing. “Rainbow” is a Butterly moment and the magnum opus of her career that honours her country rock beginnings and amplified the vulnerability of her songwriting. ‘Warrior’ is one of the most underrated pop albums of all time. she wrote every lyric to her nearly all her songs and when you actually listen to the anecdotes in the verses of “TiK ToK” it’s clear she’s writing about real life experiences of parties in Nashville/California instead of just generic party song lyrics about being in the club. she really did brush her teeth with jack one morning in vegas, in this essay i will

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

craigzlist

that’s pussy babe!

hobnob-69

Fucking shat myself again

hobnob-69

HOW TO DELETE POST

the-real-michelle-visage

SOMEONE GET THE BACKUP SQUATTY POTTY

hobnob-69

MICHELLE CAN YOU COME OVER MY KLEIN EPSTIEN & PARKER SUIT HAS SHIT ON IT

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sickthot

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

britneyjustin

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”