he went

noah | 20

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[loneliestgirl15]

People need to STOP looking at me

[latesummermoon]

Mood since I was 12 years old

[dongstrong]

[russian-chaos-agent]

me spending money on my boo vs me spending money on me

[comedycentral]

Adulthood is all about smoking pot in nicer places.

[powerburial]

cool college guy recipe:

hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

hotdog

pizza

oven

ingredients:

1hotdog

preheat oven

hotdog on pizza

pizza in oven

microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids

6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

[omankoes-deactivated20150617]

Do you do weddings

[powerburial]

i do whatever the hell i waint

[puppy95]

Gays can’t drive but bisexuals are speed demons I’ll run ur ass off the road honey I️ got places to be

[coffin-sick]

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

[biteythevillain]

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

[wzu]

Venus, the sun, and an airplane.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

some 20 year olds on the internet: lava funny i want to touch it

thousands of youtubers under the age of 17 that will do literally anything for subscribers:

[wombshaker]

look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen

[buzzfeedlgbt]

[thexfiles]

[thistlebane]

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

[dongstrong]

my eating habits may be “repulsive” but i’m out here living babes

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror