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Name: Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color: Hair Color: Smoking?: Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos?: Favorite Book?: Perfect Date: Hobbies: Why should I pick you?: Why do you even want to date me?:

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I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

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me too

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GIVE JOHN A BOYFRIEND

#memes

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

For @conrxde

John looked at the picture that blinked through on his phone. It depicted a cheekily grinning boy with a mop of pale hair holding a tiny baby girl on his lap. She had been put in a little pale pink kitten decorated onesie with a matching earred hat covering her dark hair.

John, the plain dealing villain, chuckled at the image, and showed it to Conrade, waiting for her to speak first, but his lips tugged intoa smile just the same.

#conrxde

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A deep red blush spread across the girl’s face, shyly taking the box

“You didn’t have to, you know. I help you because I like it.”

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“You’ve just really helped my family and I through a lot. I don’t know what you see in me, but, I know you like books. I stole some of them from my brother’s library. I think he knew. I’m not sure if you know much Spanish, but I can help you translate if you wish.”

A small smile.

#bookwormprinccss

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Destroy My Muse On Anon

Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.

daedaluscried

“ What’s wrong with a rose? “ Calondra frowned shortly, “ To tell the truth, it’s been a while since I’ve seen any roses. Are you alright though? “

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“Because,” John thought a moment. “I’d much rather be the thorn in my brother’s side than all of the roses his friends are. Pedro the glorious.”

He laughed quietly.

#daedaluscried

for @daedaluscried (Cal maybe?-John would like her)/ @addictedtouselesswords (Quentin)

‘I’d rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace.”

The words came out almost as a spat as he paced the room, running his fingers through his dark hair.

#daedaluscried #addictedtouselesswrods

for @bookwormprinccss

He handed her the wrapped box with a small smile, clutching it in his gloved hands.

“It’s a thank you. For all you’ve done to help me. I don’t deserve your generosity. “

#bookwormprinccss

Mun post!

Ok, so background-I depledged a sorority a couple years. Lots of folks turned against each other. It wasn’t pretty.

This year--we have made amends. Yay! Forgiveness!

Ish.

I was essentially brought on board because I know way too much about the student body and they wanted someone to essentially ‘proof read’ their list of potentials.

One girl, in the spirit of this blog let’s call her Claudio, jumped out at me in particular.

Ok even mroe quick background. Claudio and I are these strange half-friends. We get along when she isn’t being a roaring hypocrite or also saying some really transphobic things.

Problem and problem.

I tell these girls that.

And I swear, I am literally 10 in these actions. Like, I 100% admit that all of us are being middle schoolers.

Anyway, that’s where--let’s call her Pedro--comes in. Pedro and I went for a pretty solid year without talking.

We were the closest in the pledge class, i leave, she stops talking to me, I return the favor.

And now...she’s totally decided we are bffs.

Which is like super uncomfortable because these girls annoy the ever loving shit out of me and yet, my friends and I sitll like sit with them and spend time with them and went to the world’s most sexually uncomfortable Halloween gathering with them.

Anyway, Pedro is probably one of the most politically militant, righteous, glorious human beings you have ever met.

When I don’t hate her guts, I really honestly respect that.

And the world is a dark grim place right now.

And she just kinda gets..mean about certain things. Like, I am an advocate of world peace. I come from a Jewish family and I have family in Israel and I genuinely turly want there to be peace in that region.

However, looking me dead in the eye she says stuff like:

“It’s not about the Jews anymore. get over it. They’re making everything about themselves.”

And I don’t know. That just really, really hurts.

Sorry, I don’t know where I’m getting with this.

Oh yeah, her fucking posse is bitching at me for like, yelling back at her and getting annoyed with her, because “she’s a good person”

And like, I’m not?

Like, really?

Ok ramble over.

Sorry bout that.

#ooc

For @treesandhoneysuckle

“I should probably tell you that bastardy isn’t the worst life in the world.” He looked at the young woman with a very small smile. “I’m speaking as a friend of sorts now. What your family says about you and your daughter is only true if you let it get to you both. Believe me. I frequently do.”

He looked out the window of the small town diner then back at Caddy.

“Forgive all my questions.”

#treesandhoneysuckle #AAH THIS IS AWFUL I'LL WRITE A BETTER ONE LATER

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#a plain dealing villain

like this for a starter

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Give me a fandom and I'll tell you

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question-meme:

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This made me so happy you have no idea Moment

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#ooc #seek not to alter meme

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“A love of Christ can alter anybody, sir! All you have to do is repent and believe and try to do better next time!”

This was absolutely one of the scariest people Connor had spoken to, but he’d handled the General, and there was no way this guy was worse that he was.

“If God had mercy, he wouldn’t bring bastards into this world. Bastards into royal families, in particular.”

John sighed, rubbing his temples as if to find the perfect words.

“I have always been this way. Do you not think I would have changed by this point? I am no stranger to righteousness, I should tell you now.”

At the same time, a quick smile played across Don John’s face. He was amused by the young man. He reminded him of his brother, to an extent and Claudio, too.