Those Damned Bees

Head honch down at http://duckcomics.world

[donkeykongliker]

New Oil Painting, starring "Pinhead," America's Sweetheart

[donkeykongliker]

In a sense, the gamer's demand for good graphics is just a request for higher refinement on pointless military technology. Long live bad graphics!

[radiomaru]

Ramona, 2006

2006 was 6 years ago =(

#archives

[radiomaru]

2006 was 13 years ago =(

[radiomaru]

2006 was 20 years ago =(

[topatoco]

Weird at last, weird at last! God almighty, weird at last!

Happy 14 years to @nightvaleofficial! A truly iconic, legendary, and very real radio show from a little desert town, way out there. 💜

👁️ Topa.to/WTNV | welcometonightvale.com 👁️

[donkeykongliker]

Shoutout to my friend August, wherever he now is, for inventing the Tumblr Night Vale Fandom.

[donkeykongliker]

Got some 2' by 4' Hardboard panels at the home depot for like Eight bucks each which is exciting....If you want to paint large with a canvas it is Nine Hundred Dollars AND they charge interest on the money AS it is coming out of your pocket. At a VERY high rate, among the rates that interest rates go.

[donkeykongliker]

Hey Diddle Diddle, here is this too.

[donkeykongliker]

[vgjunk]

Flimbo’s Quest, Commodore 64.

[donkeykongliker]

Things that are just true

-You should never be able to see the sun through the rich thicket of leaves which blots your every second of existence

-When exposed to a lifetime in the sun you should never wear sunscreen, clothes, skin, or the ozone layer.

-Battletoads was heavily ripped off from a 19th century picaresque novel about the trials of a boxer in liverpool, also called Battletoads

-Penis mightier than the sword

-If you make a wish, someone else's wish will come true, but we won't tell you which.

-In two years there will no longer be any fish in the sea

-Waagh! I am right behind you!

-Blastoise is the only word in the english language with no pussyfootin'

-All of western history took place on the same repurposed dude ranch in Modesto, CA

There...now wasn't it nice to learn something?

[donkeykongliker]

Sometimes things are messed up that you take for granted as normal. Someone hated a dog so much they squeezed it through a play-doh smallening tube for a hundred years and made little rat dogs who catch diseases from flowers. A dog should smell like shit and always have rabies.

[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[nelfs]

[donkeykongliker]

I make little music videos with random footage sometimes as an exercise and here now, is one. Some of this is recent footage, some from 2021. Bon Appetit!

[donkeykongliker]

I am trying to cultivate good Karma with the bugs so that when inevitably as I die and am drawn further into the underground chambers, the true kingdom of the bugs, My body is interred in a manner of Respect and Ceremony and eaten, perhaps, at the high tables, by Albug Einstein or the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. I have some bad karma with Japanese Rainbow Beetles but am looking to atone

[donkeykongliker]

The higgins report? You got it boss, sure thing *rolls massive pile of feces as large as a boulder into the office* This'll really help me out when it's time for my Christmas Bonus

[donkeykongliker]

Yeah I'll send you a "text message." *whispers into the antenna of an ant who will convey the statement through the worldwide network of ants* There u go!

[donkeykongliker]

I have never experienced even slight aggression from a hornet. If you have, consider: you started it.