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in my secret life / 30

[ahalal-uralma]

Artist: Ed Perkins

[256gb]

Step into my office.

[ymutate]

Oscar Nussio (Swiss, 1899-1976)

Engadiner Landschaft mit Silvaplaner und Silsersee [Engadine Landscape with Lake Silvaplana and Lake Sils], 1954

Oil on canvas

80 x 90 cm

Private collection

[escapismsworld]

Nature taking over a pool in an abandoned mansion.

[nelfs]

na na na na na na. Angel in a centerfold

[girls--complex]

[evilvillain123456789]

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,

[thesignofthedayseye]

this stinz beach illustration is so funny. ain't NONE of them happy to be there

(from the Amazing Heroes Swimsuit Issue)

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[bulliness]

[nelfs]

the van I drive for work has all kinds of fancy radar and cameras and it often screams and screams and screams trying to alert me to imminent dangers nearby

Girl it’s fucking leafs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swarnpert]

[nelfs]

well ummm, I tried to make a blended pasta sauce tonight because my coworker said she was going to make one with the amaranth we’ve been harvesting

and ummmm

well

I made shit from a butt

[sovietnam]

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[peopleofazeroth]

[dogpuppy]

[godkissedme]

oldsmobile & sinful barbie's, las vegas, 2001 / richard heeps