The Mercenary Wizard

Hi I'm Donovan. I'm a raccoon who happens to be a wizard for hire. If you need a job done with the help of magic, I'm your guy. I do rp, so if you want to rp, message me. This is a SFW blog with art and whatever I feel like reblogging. My nsfw blog is @donovansecretlair I don't own any art unless said otherwise.

[dailyraccoons]

Happy international raccoon appreciation day!!! Also happy 1st day of Halloween!

Like to appreciate Him, reblog to Appreciate him

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ikayagi]

IT SAYS BOFA

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[certifiedlovergurls-world]

Yes, give me this energy✨

[qxessence]

No such thing as rebloggin this too many times

[crimeshetyped]

Lemme hop on this frequency 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[lynati]

Something AMAZINGLY GOOD!

[the-strongest-decoy]

please _/\_

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[skinnylegcnd]

im desperate

[shinto-yonsei]

Hi, local Japanese person here to give a reminder this is NOT BUDDHA.

The deity depicted in this statue is actually one of the Seven Lucky Gods, or Shichi Fukujin. (Read about them here, and here)

His name is Hotei, the God of Happiness and Abundance! A jolly fellow who is said to grant happiness and luck if you rub his belly.

So yeah, not Buddha. Still great though!

[pro-survivors]

Reblogging for the correct information!

[thechaotictrickster]

Thanks for correcting this. My parents always told me this statue was called laughing Buddha, but it just didn’t sit with me, but 7 year old me didn’t really know what to type in the computer back then…

[rokhiel]

Character design I did, I think he might even make this design be the one for rokhiel instead of the current one, who knows.

[rokhiel]

Tuxedo wolf

[vurtual]

FOX (by Robert Adamec)

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[kategirault]

Featuring @donovanthewizard as water/ice mage except I still haven’t figured out ice.

Will probably touch this up or redraw it if/when I learn how to ice.

[alisonzai]

[horrorscentral]

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

Stepan:

[sweet-bitsy]

Leave Stepan To Sleep 2019

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[lovecatcher]

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆 part 3

[yuri-alexeyevich]

[cryingtrashgod]

@elodieunderglass

[pi-la]