The Black Cat.

“I hate them something terrible.” Black cat rp blog

[blackcatirl]

“𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮…”

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I’m Charlotte, also known as the famous burglar Black cat, also occasionally a thief for hire if there’s something in it for me.

I’m currently living in Hell’s Kitchen.

Married to my sweetheart: @bigbad-punisher🤍

𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ Rules!

・❥・ Be kind and respectful

・❥・ Anons are always welcome! (Taken: 🍵)

・❥・ my DMS are always open to anyone

・❥・ I ONLY DO NSFW RP WITH @bigbad-punisher. No exceptions.

Teen Lottie: @lottie-hardyy (TW; a rich 17 year old with too much money and sass.)

CONTACTS BELOW!

My woman: @bigbad-punisher

My best friend: @ravonna-lexus-renslayer

My lawyer: @verygoodlawyer @matt-michael-murdock

Frank: @notthepunisher

The Punisher: @frankcastle-79 @frank-o-war @frankc-astle @frank-castle-official @punishorgetpunished

Luke: @sweeetchristmas

Jessica: @jessicajonespi

Elektra: @the-elektra-natchios

Foggy: @thegoodavocado @foggy-nelson-real

Seoc: @the-aligner

Bullseye: @benjpoindexter

Stick: @ghostofstickbug

Enemies:

Killgrave:@persuasivepurpleman

kingpin: @wilsonfisk-thekingpin

Deadpool: @d-adpool

Spiderman: @bstandsforbabydaddy

Karen page: @karenpage-journalist

Tombstone: @thegraytomb

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[starsandscars81]

“Love is love” okay but can we talk about people whose identities don’t focus on feelings for another person? Pretty please???

[soldier-of-death]

"I can fix him!"

have you considered maybe he doesn't want to be fixed by you or maybe at all? he knows he's messed up but he doesn't want your help with it cause all you're gonna do is try to fuck him.

[rt0no]

[blackcatirl]

Lottie. the cat you gave me just randomly stopped in the middle of my floor and shook like he had water on him but he was bone dry then started licking his tail

TAKE IT BACK

@frankcastle-79

*Delivered.*

[blackcatirl]

Can someone make my head stop hurting.

[frank-castle-official]

dog person or cat person?

Dog person

[blackcatirl]

WRONG.

[blackcatirl]

Im sorry for whats happening with Matt. Theres isnt much we can do, deaths already there and ive already met with him as well.

@whack-n-back-spidey

*Delivered.*

[blackcatirl]

Ya want beer?

@frankcastle-79

*delivered*

[blackcatirl]

What are you freaking out about? You never freak out.

@karenpage-journalist

Fuck off.

[karenpage-journalist]

...I'm offering to help you?

[blackcatirl]

Which I don’t want.

I don’t need it.

[karenpage-journalist]

All right, that's it!

Listen up, you prissy diva, I've taken every single thing you've ever dished out at me up to now with a smile on my face, no matter how many times you smirk and sink your claws into my back any time I offer you an olive branch.

I've had it up to here with your "oh poor me I had such a hard life so I can never trust anyone" attitude, while at the same time you show up at people's houses or constantly drop in on others because you are so obviously and desperately LONELY that you can't stand to be by yourself for more than ten minutes at a time!

You push everyone away from you while claiming you're fine alone, trying to convince yourself and others that you can do it all on your own -- well right now you can't. It's obvious you are failing because you are trying to do it alone and I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're ten seconds away from a panic attack.

I'm standing in front of you right now, offering my help to you, because I give a damn about you for some unholy reason! And your snide remarks and prickly nature have left you precious few people who will say that. Now TELL ME HAPPENED.

[blackcatirl]

Are you done?

[karenpage-journalist]

Depends, are you going to straighten out?

[blackcatirl]

No. I’m gonna prove you wrong.

[karenpage-journalist]

Pffft. By walking away? Washing your hands of it all? Telling yourself you don't care? Come on. You do care. I know you do.

[blackcatirl]

You don’t know me Karen, but guess what? That’s not the point. This isn’t about me and you.

It’s about Matt dying. So why don’t you stop bothering me and go to him, you prissy diva.

[karenpage-journalist]

*Gasps* Matt what!? Oh that fucking -- I'll deal with you more later, Castle! Right now I have to go kick my best friend's ass.

[blackcatirl]

K

[blackcatirl]

What are you freaking out about? You never freak out.

@karenpage-journalist

Fuck off.

[karenpage-journalist]

...I'm offering to help you?

[blackcatirl]

Which I don’t want.

I don’t need it.

[karenpage-journalist]

All right, that's it!

Listen up, you prissy diva, I've taken every single thing you've ever dished out at me up to now with a smile on my face, no matter how many times you smirk and sink your claws into my back any time I offer you an olive branch.

I've had it up to here with your "oh poor me I had such a hard life so I can never trust anyone" attitude, while at the same time you show up at people's houses or constantly drop in on others because you are so obviously and desperately LONELY that you can't stand to be by yourself for more than ten minutes at a time!

You push everyone away from you while claiming you're fine alone, trying to convince yourself and others that you can do it all on your own -- well right now you can't. It's obvious you are failing because you are trying to do it alone and I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're ten seconds away from a panic attack.

I'm standing in front of you right now, offering my help to you, because I give a damn about you for some unholy reason! And your snide remarks and prickly nature have left you precious few people who will say that. Now TELL ME HAPPENED.

[blackcatirl]

Are you done?

[karenpage-journalist]

Depends, are you going to straighten out?

[blackcatirl]

No. I’m gonna prove you wrong.

[karenpage-journalist]

Pffft. By walking away? Washing your hands of it all? Telling yourself you don't care? Come on. You do care. I know you do.

[blackcatirl]

You don’t know me Karen, but guess what? That’s not the point. This isn’t about me and you.

It’s about Matt dying. So why don’t you stop bothering me and go to him, you prissy diva.

[blackcatirl]

What are you freaking out about? You never freak out.

@karenpage-journalist

Fuck off.

[karenpage-journalist]

...I'm offering to help you?

[blackcatirl]

Which I don’t want.

I don’t need it.

[karenpage-journalist]

All right, that's it!

Listen up, you prissy diva, I've taken every single thing you've ever dished out at me up to now with a smile on my face, no matter how many times you smirk and sink your claws into my back any time I offer you an olive branch.

I've had it up to here with your "oh poor me I had such a hard life so I can never trust anyone" attitude, while at the same time you show up at people's houses or constantly drop in on others because you are so obviously and desperately LONELY that you can't stand to be by yourself for more than ten minutes at a time!

You push everyone away from you while claiming you're fine alone, trying to convince yourself and others that you can do it all on your own -- well right now you can't. It's obvious you are failing because you are trying to do it alone and I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're ten seconds away from a panic attack.

I'm standing in front of you right now, offering my help to you, because I give a damn about you for some unholy reason! And your snide remarks and prickly nature have left you precious few people who will say that. Now TELL ME HAPPENED.

[blackcatirl]

Are you done?

[karenpage-journalist]

Depends, are you going to straighten out?

[blackcatirl]

No. I’m gonna prove you wrong.

[blackcatirl]

What are you freaking out about? You never freak out.

@karenpage-journalist

Fuck off.

[karenpage-journalist]

...I'm offering to help you?

[blackcatirl]

Which I don’t want.

I don’t need it.

[karenpage-journalist]

All right, that's it!

Listen up, you prissy diva, I've taken every single thing you've ever dished out at me up to now with a smile on my face, no matter how many times you smirk and sink your claws into my back any time I offer you an olive branch.

I've had it up to here with your "oh poor me I had such a hard life so I can never trust anyone" attitude, while at the same time you show up at people's houses or constantly drop in on others because you are so obviously and desperately LONELY that you can't stand to be by yourself for more than ten minutes at a time!

You push everyone away from you while claiming you're fine alone, trying to convince yourself and others that you can do it all on your own -- well right now you can't. It's obvious you are failing because you are trying to do it alone and I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're ten seconds away from a panic attack.

I'm standing in front of you right now, offering my help to you, because I give a damn about you for some unholy reason! And your snide remarks and prickly nature have left you precious few people who will say that. Now TELL ME HAPPENED.

[blackcatirl]

Are you done?

[verygoodlawyer]

Matt, what the hell are you doing.

@blackcatirl

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"Going for a swim in the Hudson."

[blackcatirl]

That’s not funny, Murdock.

You can’t fucking die you hear me?

[whack-n-back-spidey]

yeah we didnt even decide on the flowers yet!!! Or what type of suit you'll be wearing! Its going to be so hard to dress you up in that damn box if you drown Matt!!! :(

And also you're cool. Like...weird extended uncle that might give me crack on accident cool. And I dont give that title out easy.

[blackcatirl]

What the fuck.

[whack-n-back-spidey]

What? You gotta admit he is the weird uncle type of guy!

@verygoodlawyer you're a weird uncle.

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Lottie, you should go."

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"Weird uncle? I've been called a lot of things, but never that."

[blackcatirl]

Go? I should go?

You’re a real piece of work, Murdock. You’re gunna push me away so you can be all buddy with the guy who can’t wait for you to be dead?

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt nods.

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"That was the idea."

[blackcatirl]

Cool.

[blackcatirl]

What are you freaking out about? You never freak out.

@karenpage-journalist

Fuck off.

[karenpage-journalist]

...I'm offering to help you?

[blackcatirl]

Which I don’t want.

I don’t need it.