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First day of school wasn’t that bad.

itsqueenqf:

Only because she cares about you and doesn’t want to see you throwing your education in the wind. How was I supposed to “hold my Cheerio power” while sporting a baby bump? It is, you just don’t try.

I’m hardly throwing anything to the wind. When was the last time you saw me in a math class? And I’m still doing pretty fine. Fine, maybe it was my fault. And why would I do that when you guys put on such a show?

Waking up for school blows.

youngpadawansam:

You haven’t gone to a math class? Do you fail a lot? I’m not too sure of who Rutherford is actually. But yeah I’m that ‘country dude’. My name is Sam Evans.

Not when I have nerds to do my work for me. They still think I’m gonna toss them in the trash or some shit so they pretty much do whatever I tell them to. Cool, nice to have you on the team. Name’s Puck.

#dash: sam

First day of school wasn’t that bad.

itsqueenqf:

If you had other things more important to do, you wouldn’t even bother waking up early to show up at school. But you do, which means that deep down, you do care about your future. Yeah, I did, and it was your fault. It’s our cheerleading uniform, we have to wear it. It’s not our fault if the skirt happens to be short. Just stop staring.

It’s mostly just that my ma beats my ass when she catches me skipping. My fault? It isn’t my fault that you couldn’t hold onto your Cheerio power or whatever. If only it were that easy.

First day of school wasn’t that bad.

itsqueenqf:

I thought you were trying to annoy me, as per usual. But why am I not surprised to hear that? I shouldn’t expecting anything less coming from you. No, that has been decided when I got the Head Cheerio spot last year, that must mean something, don’t you think? You are a pervert.

Listen, I got better things to do than sit in a class that has no relevance to my life. Give me a class on pool cleaning tips or how to stay badass and I’ll be there everyday. I mean, you did lose it. That could also mean something. And you ladies are the ones putting it out there. I’m just showing my appreciation.

Waking up for school blows.

youngpadawansam:

I thought that was kind of a given, unless they do things differently in public schools.

I just figured they’d be used to it by now. I haven’t gone to a math class in almost two years. I’m guessing you’re that country dude taking Rutherford’s spot on the team.

#dash: sam

First day of school wasn’t that bad.

itsqueenqf:

Excuse me? I did not sleep through the first half of the day, because unlike you, I actually pay attention in class. Because I’m the best cheerleader around Lima, and not even Sue Sylvester can deny that.

No one was saying you did, Fabray. I was telling you how my day went. Since you asked and all, I assumed that meant you cared or some shit. That is yet to be decided. You all look pretty hot out there in those skirts.

First day of school wasn’t that bad.

itsqueenqf:

Except from people staring me down as I walked down the halls, and a really awkward interview from JBI, I had a pretty good day. I still haven’t got used to waking up early again, but I’m getting there. My Cheerio tryout was as perfect as it could possibly be, and now I just have to wait for the results. How was everyone else’s day?

Turns out they frown upon you sleeping through the first half of the day. And how did I know you’d be first in line to put on that sweet little uniform again?

Waking up for school blows.

singkurthummel:

You like to think that, don’t you?

I know that for a fact. Just ask any of the ladies across town.

Waking up for school blows.

singkurthummel:

Classy.

You can’t deny I have style, Hummel.

bdevonanders:

First day of school was…interesting. Not terrible, not amazing.

I’m lucky that Kurt Hummel had my back.

Dude, sorry I missed most of it. How’d it go?

#dash: blaine

‘Sup, freaks?

itsqueenqf:

What makes you think I’m trying to be someone I’m not? Because this is who I really am. Touché. Especially when I’m right, which only happens to be always.

Because you’re trying so damn hard to prove it to people. If it really was about being who you are, they’d just notice. I’m sure you’ve convinced your pretty little blonde head of that but I ain’t that easy. You’re forgetting I used to live with you. I remember all your God awful opinions on two friends I like to call the Mario Bros.

Waking up for school blows.

singkurthummel:

It’s the first day.. You seriously already need to skip class?

I ain’t stopping my life because I’m stuck in hell again. I got things to do, pools to clean, MILFs to nail.

Waking up for school blows.

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bdevonanders:

Well…I mean…shouldn’t it be kinda…obvious?

They’re lucky I showed up at all.

#dash: blaine

Waking up for school blows.

Who knew if you skip half of the first day, you get detention.

hummelsvoguekurt

All my summer work is finally done.

singkurthummel:

Nope.. It was definitely English.

Whatever you say, dude. Still is completely lost on me.

‘Sup, freaks?

itsqueenqf:

Watch your vocabulary, Puckerman. Why shouldn’t I? If you’re going to try, then do it in the right way to make sure you’ll succeed. I was actually complimenting you, but if you’re admitting that you’re still as mature as a five years old, then fine. This conversation is pointless, you and I have pretty different opinions and it’s clear that it’ll never change. If you think you’re not a loser, then it’s okay, but you’re lying to yourself and everyone knows that.

Maybe you wouldn’t have to try so hard if you weren’t constantly trying to be something that you’re not. And you know what, you’re right. This is pointless because we both know that once you make up your mind, nothing is gonna change it.