My Ass Belongs To Muse Now

14th April 2016 + 31st October 2016 + 25th August 2017 + 27th August 2017 + 13th April 2018 + 26th July 2018 + 5th June 2019

[boomdafunk]

- We will be Victorious-

[hanogz]

[writeitonapieceofstone]

Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.

[d3athwish]

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

[dont-keep-it-inside]

Hi,

As you can tell I've completely abandoned this account. I'm not deleting it, however over the last 19 months I have resumed my studies on top of working and am now a qualified Criminologist and Psychological profiler, currently working my way towards a qualification in Crime Scene Investigation. I have also been going through the selection process for my local police force so have been focusing on myself rather than my social media accounts.

Might find time to spam now and again. Hope you're all keeping well during this pandemic.

All the best

[nowaythomas]

You know it was coming.  :’))

[beesuki]

dude,,,,,, i just really

really

really

really

really

really

really love muse

[dankmemeking]

stress level: drake and josh at the sushi conveyor belt

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[catchymemes]

A British teenager had a seizure while playing an online video game. His friend 5,000 miles away in Texas called UK police, saving his life.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-51063009

[swingsetindecember]

it was a gamer girl who rescued him 

[sindri42]

Texas gamer girls are just that powerful.

[youlovetoseeit]

damn

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

*Enters a bookstore*

me to myself: be calm

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nightmarefuel0410]

I felt that

[dailytwitterhumor]

[theintrovertnation]

[dombell]

Look at this picture of Matt

[muse-ftw]

[dombell]

His shoulders are so narrow