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[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[crowcanhavealittleknife-deactiv]

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[kosmogrl]

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[egberts]

experts: cats thrive on a schedule

my cats, every day, 2 hours before their scheduled feeding time, that they've had since they were infants: do you wish to see us become evil mother?

[hellenicgoddess]

Ancient Greek Coins With Octopuses 🐙

[desultory-suggestions]

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

[viejito-at-heart]

everyone tells me that ADHD isn't an excuse for being lazy and that there are people with ADHD who have overcome their symptoms and are successful but every day I drag around an invisible dopplegänger of myself who is horrible and listless and always complains. and he is so heavy. I'm ambitious and I'm passionate but he isn't and the problem is that to get anywhere in life I have to grab him by the leg and pull him along the whole way, kicking and screaming, and sometimes it gets exhausting. sometimes he pulls me down with him. and it gets a bit difficult to explain to people why I'm lying down on the floor in pain when they can't see him.

[loveridden1999]

i want everything without doing anything

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[ryebreadgf]

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[kira-serialfaggot]

Your 30s

[triangleguy]

im always saying this

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[foldingfittedsheets]

Facing the battlefield as a brother in arms. Won’t let you suffer the evil alone. A real comrade.