for the protection of everyone

indie jim lake jr from TOA. follows back from convenientkeystorage

[dont-thinlc-become]

Wait, did I spur an argument about cannibalism between you and Gunmar????

-the anon who told Gunmar about human cannibalism

"Argument is kind of a strong word. He said something about if humans can eat humans, then trolls should be able to eat humans. Which... isn't really an equal thing."

"Do trolls eat trolls? If they do, does that mean because trolls do that, that humans have the right to eat trolls, too?"

"I'd ask Blinky, but then I'd have to tell him about hearing Gunmar in my head. He'd want to fix it and I don't want to know what trolls do for psychiatric issues."

[dont-thinlc-become]

I've met aliens before..

Also I know your lying, don't even try that with the aliens

Also.. I guess you got a point

"...if I know about aliens, I guess it makes sense you also know about the aliens." Hallucinations do tend to know whatever the person imagining them knows, after all.

"But are we talking about the same aliens or different aliens? Who knows."

[dont-thinlc-become]

Uhhh no, no they're not actually

Trolls have stone for skin

Dinosaurs don't

There's no way they could've been related, and trolls didn't roam the land until a WHILE later after all the other dinosaurs went extinct and such

So no dinosaurs and trolls aren't related at all

"Technically, everything's related if you back far enough. Trolls and Dinosaurs must have a common ancestor. Unless they came from another planet, which could be true! Aliens exist and they run DJ sets at my school."

"...kidding! I've never met or seen an alien ever. In my life."

[dont-thinlc-become]

I'm doing good! Very good! Yeah.. very good =]

"Good to hear. Whenever you pop in you sound like you're doing alright, but as the Trollhunter I want to make sure. If I can. Dinosaurs and trolls are basically cousins, right?" He's joking. But he also wouldn't be surprised if they WERE, given some of the stuff in the Complete Recapitulation Blinky's had him read.

[dont-thinlc-become]

No I'm not working on slang.. totally, anyways hi! How ya doing TODAAYYY?

"Alright, alright- I'm doing pretty good! I have 'how many people ate mummies in england' in my search history, but other than that it's a pretty normal day. Maybe even abnormal, because I haven't had any Trollhunter stuff come up."

"How about you?"

[dont-thinlc-become]

What's goodie my gang-

Wait, nevermind, hold up-

*opens book*

*looks Through books*

*closes book*

*throws book away*

*book disappears*

What's up buttercup?

Oh my Gosh that was even worse eughh-

Hi

The dinosaur is back. ...Well, it's a nice dinosaur. Doesn't ever tell him to eat people or anything equally worrying.

"Are you... looking up slang? Hi works fine by me. I don't really have much free time to spend on apps, so don't worry."

[dont-thinlc-become]

"It is a double standard, trollhunter!" -Daylightisminetoconsume

"I don't think it is?? Merlin didn't make any rules about trolls eating trolls, right? Of course he wouldn't make rules about humans eating humans!"

"If it was humans eating trolls, I- ...I don't think he would have made any rules against it, because he's kind of a jerk, but I'd HOPE other humans would be against it. Most of them. The amount of British people eating human remains was a super, super low percentage of the total human race."

According to google, anyhow.

"The rules are just about trolls eating humans and potentially humans eating trolls with Merlin. Anything cannibalism should be handled by humans and trolls themselves."

[dont-thinlc-become]

//me, forgetting i have secondary blogs: someone i follow: REBLOGGING ALL THE GOOD CONTENT FROM THAT SHOW me: dammit. i gotta rewatch trollhunters

[dont-thinlc-become]

"...Okay. SOMETIMES, hearing Gunmar's voice in my head is pretty funny."

[dont-thinlc-become]

ONE OF YOU IS LYING, TUMBLR PIECES.

[dont-thinlc-become]

//I JUST GOT AN ASK. TUMBLR SAYS I GOT ONE AND THERES A NUMBER NEXT TO THE INBOX. IT WONT SHOW IT TO ME. IT SAYS ITS EMPTY

TUMBLR BE A FUNCTIONAL WEBSITE CHALLENGE

[dont-thinlc-become]

wow that daylight savings account really putting in the work for you huh

"My Trollhunting 401K is worth its weight in gold. Saves me from germs AND getting perforated by people who don't like me."

Trollmarket always stays fairly warm, though. It's the heartstone- it acts like a small sun, or maybe a big magical space heater. It's the surface that dips below the 40s, sometimes.

[dont-thinlc-become]

"It's a good thing this suit's made of daylight. Otherwise running around in the middle of the night in December might make me catch a cold."

[dont-thinlc-become]

Good night Jim

"G'night, mysterious brain-dinosaur."

[dont-thinlc-become]

Sounds like an idea kiddo

Fingerguns. Very sleepy fingerguns.

...Actually, sleeping is sounding a lot better than heading to the Market, right about now...

[dont-thinlc-become]

Everyone, you mean everyone worldwide or everyone you know?

Just kidding

"Ha, ha, very funny. I'll settle for the people around me. Maybe someday that'll include people outside of Arcadia, but for now, it's just the town."

[dont-thinlc-become]

Hm, boy you are human, I don't think you're supposed to handle everything thrown at you

Also I know, I know what a stalkling is, and I'm very aware of what happened to you, trying not to sound creepy or anything but y'know-

"I mean, you're a magic dinosaur who talks to me in my head. It's not weird to think you know about what's happened to me in the past."

Jim might be having an extended psychotic break? You know, an occupational hazard for people who hang out with trolls regularly.

"As long as everyone else is safe, I think I'll be okay."