Ivey

Small town Nebraska born and raised. Free spirit. I dig turtles, going fishing, camping, drinking beer, eating pizza, and doing hoodrat stuff with my friends. :)

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[expected-chaos-deactivated20181]

What’s the biggest thing you’ve had up your ass?

I’ve had my own head up my ass for the past 27 years does that count?

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[aidashakur]

fuck u, next

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

Happy Halloween

[preventive]

via weheartit

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[zackisontumblr]

everything about this minus the part about the baby

[welcometoyouredoom]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

He really outed us huh

[intentionallylostinspace]

… I want to see the rest of this show now…

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[handsomejackass]

can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background 

[raineymazecave]

catch me in the pit during fruit salad

[shearans]

my idol

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[zackisontumblr]

[chan-gemma]

Say that I’m crazy or call me a fool, but last night it seemed that I dreamed about you. I opened my mouth: What came out was a song, and you knew every word and we all sang along. COCO (2017)