[pinkfairiesteaparty]

[bestoftswift]

[surprisebitch]

Scream Queens was really ahead of its time

[purple-1995]

[laufeysons-archive]

#surprise joel you’re a girldad again

The Last Of Us, S01E06 / S01E08

[trashcora]

PEDRO PASCAL 95th Annual Academy Awards (March 12, 2023)

[the-bluespirit]

THE CAST OF EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE wins Cast in a Motion Picture at the 2023 Screen Actors Guild Awards

[bwitiye]

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

[aflo]

why do you hate women

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Maybe the crabs were women? But you didn't think about that did you

[toskarin]

[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself

[sreegs]

remembering the one time my straight-laced history professor who delivered the most dry, rehearsed lectures one time misspoke and called the pope "the poop" and i struggled so hard not to laugh for five minutes straight that i had to leave the lecture hall and go to the bathroom just to unleash the loudest guffaw in my life

[catchymemes]

[masonicbeheadingritual]

losing my mind over this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[brokenstick]

she ate

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[fungalfaggot]

shoutout to a real one

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[deadbeatmaker]

hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you