All I Ever Wanted Was The World

[Indepentent Joel Heyman Roleplay Blog. NSFW at times, Prefers Para and multi-para. Multi-ships and Multi-verses.] tracking: dontcallmecaboose

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((lays down on this blog. I want to rp things i want so many things i just...huffs.))

[callmearcturus]

stop using millie in your fanfiction

this isn’t up for discussion

there isn’t any “oh but my thing is different” or “oh i’m only using her for one scene”

don’t fucking do it

[loveydoveykirk]

geoff explicitly said no millie in fanfics. 

dont

don’t do it

[michaejones]

How To: Alien Isolation

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┼ (for Jack)

9. Wearing just a towel

bigbadbeardo—-Joel felt awkward, but mostly because when it came to sharing rooms with people, there were some things he was very self-conscious of, and others that he wasn’t so much worried about. So while he made sure not a single person entered into the bathroom while he showered during long hotel stays, he didn’t ever care about walking around with a towel wrapped around his small waist. While he worried about someone like Burnie or Adam having to share a bed with him, he was fine with almost being completely naked in front of Jack.

Maybe they’ve just been friends for so long…or maybe Joel was just a fucking moron.

[bigbadbeardo-blog]

  It was pretty hard not too look at Joel. Damn it, he needs to snap out of it, Joel’s just a friend. Right? Right. That’s what Jack’s telling himself, trying to ignore the rapid beating of his heart and the way his ears burn. Yeah he tended to keep to himself for the most part, but Joel was one of the exceptions to that rule. Jack is less then prepared for when Joel just drops his towel, and Jack has to bite back a squeak. God. Damn it. Think about dead puppies think about dead puppies.

"N-no… just thought you’d get changed in the bathroom, is all. Not that I’m saying that you should of, if you’re comfortable changing out here, uh", he tries to explain. Way to trip over your own words, Pattillo.

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The older man just seemed confused, not really seeing a problem with the fact that he was just naked in front of his best friend really, and that he was currently just walking around with his body on display without much of a second thought. Joel just stared at him carefully, laughing at himself when Jack tripped over his words.

"What is wrong with you dude?" he tried not to put much thought into it, because really, they've been friends for a long time, and the last thing he wanted to do was ruin that with how much of a mess he was when it came to feelings and relationships. So last thing he'd ever do is hurt Jack in any way. "I know I look great but, geez."

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┼ (for Jack)

9. Wearing just a towel

bigbadbeardo—-Joel felt awkward, but mostly because when it came to sharing rooms with people, there were some things he was very self-conscious of, and others that he wasn’t so much worried about. So while he made sure not a single person entered into the bathroom while he showered during long hotel stays, he didn’t ever care about walking around with a towel wrapped around his small waist. While he worried about someone like Burnie or Adam having to share a bed with him, he was fine with almost being completely naked in front of Jack.

Maybe they’ve just been friends for so long…or maybe Joel was just a fucking moron.

[bigbadbeardo-blog]

Let it never be said that Jack didn’t care about Joel. Even if he could be a major pain in the ass. But they’d been friends for so long now, that it barely mattered. They argued, made up, and it was no big deal. So spending a night in a hotel room together was no big idea. And it’s not like it hadn’t happened before. When Joel had gone to have a shower, Jack hadn’t payed much attention, waving it off as he catches up on some stuff. What had caught his attention was when Joel walked out in just a towel, hair and skin still damp, not a care in the world.

Jesus Christ. Now was not the time to be realizing your best friend is super hot.

"You right there, Joel?"

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Joel's head perked up, turning around to spot Jack looking over at him. He almost forgot that he was in the room, Jack was always so quiet and kept to himself without the other Achievement Hunters around to break him out of that shell. The older man straightened up as he grabbed his clothes he was going to wear for bed, and without a second thought he dropped the towel to the floor. 

"Yeah, I'm just fine." He offered, no hesitance in his voice as he pulled on a pair of boxers before stretching a bit. "Why? Did it seem like something was wrong?"

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┼ (for Jack)

9. Wearing just a towel

bigbadbeardo---Joel felt awkward, but mostly because when it came to sharing rooms with people, there were some things he was very self-conscious of, and others that he wasn't so much worried about. So while he made sure not a single person entered into the bathroom while he showered during long hotel stays, he didn't ever care about walking around with a towel wrapped around his small waist. While he worried about someone like Burnie or Adam having to share a bed with him, he was fine with almost being completely naked in front of Jack.

Maybe they've just been friends for so long...or maybe Joel was just a fucking moron.

[3rd-year-idols-blog]

Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse

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Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11. Completely naked

12. Kissing someone

13. Having sex with someone

14. Watching porn

15. Masturbating

16. Taking suggestive pictures

17. Drunk

18. Practicing pick up lines

19. Asleep

20. Dancing with themselves

21. Packing their bags

22. Climbing out the window

23. Crying at a movie

24. Crying

25. Mun’s choice!

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he’s beauty, he’s grace

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text message muse reaction

[MSG:] What part of “he tried to put his dick in my ear” do you not understand?!

[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?

[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

[MSG:] “Sorry” doesn’t fix the chafing around my asshole!

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[MSG:] On the upside, that’s one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

[MSG:] Next time you’re taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOM’S NOT THERE.

[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

[MSG:] I can’t believe you fell asleep in the middle.

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] What’s never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?

[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG:] Mom found our “collection.”

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

[MSG:] Banging your kid’s teacher never ends well.

[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were “busy” so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[MSG:] Turns out I’m not as bendy as I thought… it was fun trying, though!

[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short… we need a new showerhead.

[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.

[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.

[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[MSG:] Also, I’ve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

[MSG:] So today I found out my mom’s dating my ex-boyfriend, and she’s kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] I have to admit, I’ve never heard of more than two people watching porn together…

[MSG:] I don’t think bruises are supposed to turn green.

[MSG:] That girl’s pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.

[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.

[MSG:] I’m straight, but shit happens.

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"You're a complete moron!"

He knew it was supposed to be an insult, and he knew it was supposed to make him cower or make him scared or even beg forgiveness from the man before him, someone he’s grown to consider a closer friend that almost everyone else around him in this stupid place.

But Joel was the type of person to let things go, let them happen as they did, even if he stirred a bit of trouble along the way. So when he heard Adam scream at him for being a moron, he just shrugged with a tiny laugh before saying, ” Eh, nothing you aren’t used to, right?”

[rtah-anon]

Usually when Joel would huddle in towards himself or even anxiously laugh at Adams burts of anger, there’d be a moment where all anger- real or forced -would just expell itself from his system harmlessly. It was like that now, and even though there was no real bite to begin with he continued up the act by simmering into a sour expression and grunts of recgonition to Joels jerky remark. “I may be the actual moron for playing these damn games with you.”

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Joel just shrugged, leaning back in his chair as he felt his leg shake in anxious anticipation. He tried his best not to be too affected by the other words, but regardless they made him think a lot, but he just laughed nervously once more, side eyeing the large man beside him. " You say this every week but alas, we always return to the same stupid antics, Adam." He offered it as a soft joke, hoping the other would drop the anger act, or just stop being angry, whichever it was.

" Just get your hand back on that fucking keyboard, we have a game to play."

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“Baby, nothing comes for free.” ”Nobody can stop me.” "Sleep is not my friend.” ”You’ve been acting awful tough lately.” ”It’s okay to say you’ve got a weak spot.” ”Better to be hated than loved for what you’re not.” "It’s easy to be sleazy when you’ve got a filthy...

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"You're a complete moron!"

He knew it was supposed to be an insult, and he knew it was supposed to make him cower or make him scared or even beg forgiveness from the man before him, someone he’s grown to consider a closer friend that almost everyone else around him in this stupid place.

But Joel was the type of person to let things go, let them happen as they did, even if he stirred a bit of trouble along the way. So when he heard Adam scream at him for being a moron, he just shrugged with a tiny laugh before saying, ” Eh, nothing you aren’t used to, right?”

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don’t touch me i said because i can’t handle someone being good to me

— david levithan, “the realm of possibility” (via ofspeed)

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

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[[I just want an Adam even if it's not for shipping I  just want an Adam because I don't have any reason to use this account when there's no one interested]]