All i need is shitposts and dogs.

Luke, 22 (i think) on this damn site way too much. Now im 24. i should update this more often. Still 24, but I stream now. check out GooseCarnival on twitch. Oh god, fucking jesus I'm 25. Looks like im 26. Actually almost 27 at the time of writing this. Still best hellsite on the internet. LMAO! Im 28 now, she/they, Ava is my name<3

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I’m already missing HHN

[wind-the-music-box]

There’s one white girl who WOULD survive a horror movie-

[leatinkins]

#i love how he just turned from maniacal monster to girlboss at the end 💅

[egirlbutternubs]

[mithli-archive]

SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS BOUNCY ASS BISON

[fatfemmalewife]

unrestrained winter fun

[pollutionofthepolls]

What curse would you rather have?

Cold feet every time you try to sleep

Stomach flu

It begins to rain every time you drive a car

You have to post about your life on Instagram (at least weekly)

You have to eat a handful of frozen peas with every meal

Voting ended onMar 6, 2024

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM?!

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[beaujes]

i literally have a spreadsheet of every job i've applied to since 2022 and i still don't have a job 😩

[beaujes]

and just for "fun" here's the total stats. i've applied on average to over 8 jobs a week, which is more than one job per day for the last two years (and still haven't been able to get a job).

this is just to prove a few points:

people want to work, companies just aren't willing to hire people.

i've had to do a lot of bullshit to try to get one job

[everythingfox]

(via)

[blackpyrefly]

no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time

[civvic]

sincerely the best part of all of this is that he later claimed that he was never physically present at the grammys, and the figure seen here was an entirely different entity called "Gnarly Davidson"

[memewhore]

[kyaaaatsu]

painted this sober:

painted this on acid, and cried while doing it:

[headspace-hotel]

GEORFF

[cryptotheism]

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

[magic-can]

this is the funniest possible response anyone could have to bullshit like that

[ardourie]

guy anime fans do this all the time and then complain about being single and how all the girls in middle school hated them for being “weird”

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[orteil42]

looking back naming them pocket monsters was maybe a tad dramatic... half of these things look like plain normal mice and birds

[orteil42]

[gaylor-moon]

[depsidase]