Braxton.

What’s up, kitten baby? I’m Braxton. An alpha like me can smell how gorgeous you are on the other side of that screen. 23.. Shart safe environment. Zyn head. My bros are everything to me. I love Milfs if you are one hml. Sober. Bros before hoes. #Don’tWipe

[dontmakedaddyangry]

MDNI.

A little about me:

Daddy/Braxton/sometimes “Sir” haha jk

8 inches x 3 inches around.

SHARTING IS NORMAL. A SKID MARK WONT KILL YOU DUMBASS. SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS IN THE SHOWER AND LET THE SHOWER WATER DO ITS JOB AND YOURE FUCKING FINE. IM SICK OF PEOPLE SHAMING ME FOR A LITTLE SKID MARK IN MY UNDERWEAR. SOMETIMES YOJ JUST CANT TRUST A FART. I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SHAME SHARTING. #SHARTLIFE

Once I sharted myself during sex with a woman and she SHAMED me. SHAMED ME??? ITS PERFECTLY NATURAL AND NORMAL. stop judging me or else you’ll see why I have my father’s last name. Don’t piss me off.

6 ft 7 inches tall haha that means I’m tall ig.

23.

Alpha.

My favorite song by Tool is “Sober”.

Milfs are my preference of women that I enojy.

Stepmoms?.

Stoner since the womb.

Drywall hates to see me coming.

Tool is my favorite band.

Born in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and will die in Ft. Lauderdale, FL .

Can I touch you, kitten? Always down for any situation

Open RP

I love ALL my bros. Trans boy bros. trans girl bros. Gay bros. Lesbian bros. Non binary bros. Disabled bros. POC bros. Every bro is my borther, sister, or sibling. If you do not align with bronouns, that’s okay too I still fwu. Bigortry on this page is punched through the stratosphere and you will be killed by ME.

You are ALL my bros unless you are a shart shamer. If you dont think my bros deserve rights, you’ll see why they don’t ever dare to wake the beast… If you are a shart shamer, I’ll end you on sight. Watch your back.

[hymen-restoration-project]

In the gulag we will have the international annual phalloplasticity contest, how many balloon animals can you make out of your dick? It's like gurning but with your penis

[dontmakedaddyangry]

OUGHHHHHHHH… my BOAANNNERRR…

[dontmakedaddyangry]

MDNI.

A little about me:

Daddy/Braxton/sometimes “Sir” haha jk

8 inches x 3 inches around.

SHARTING IS NORMAL. A SKID MARK WONT KILL YOU DUMBASS. SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS IN THE SHOWER AND LET THE SHOWER WATER DO ITS JOB AND YOURE FUCKING FINE. IM SICK OF PEOPLE SHAMING ME FOR A LITTLE SKID MARK IN MY UNDERWEAR. SOMETIMES YOJ JUST CANT TRUST A FART. I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SHAME SHARTING. #SHARTLIFE

Once I sharted myself during sex with a woman and she SHAMED me. SHAMED ME??? ITS PERFECTLY NATURAL AND NORMAL. stop judging me or else you’ll see why I have my father’s last name. Don’t piss me off.

6 ft 7 inches tall haha that means I’m tall ig.

23.

Alpha.

My favorite song by Tool is “Sober”.

Milfs are my preference of women that I enojy.

Stepmoms?.

Stoner since the womb.

Drywall hates to see me coming.

Tool is my favorite band.

Born in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and will die in Ft. Lauderdale, FL .

Can I touch you, kitten? Always down for any situation

Open RP

I love ALL my bros. Trans boy bros. trans girl bros. Gay bros. Lesbian bros. Non binary bros. Disabled bros. POC bros. Every bro is my borther, sister, or sibling. If you do not align with bronouns, that’s okay too I still fwu. Bigortry on this page is punched through the stratosphere and you will be killed by ME.

You are ALL my bros unless you are a shart shamer. If you dont think my bros deserve rights, you’ll see why they don’t ever dare to wake the beast… If you are a shart shamer, I’ll end you on sight. Watch your back.

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[ozempicofficial]

[psych-is-the-name]

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

[dontmakedaddyangry]

ouuughhhh…. My boaner….

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[dontmakedaddyangry]

Now THIS is epic…

[hymen-restoration-project]

In the gulag we will have the international annual phalloplasticity contest, how many balloon animals can you make out of your dick? It's like gurning but with your penis

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

if you got to antarctica and you went outside you firstyour eyes freeze out and then your balls freeze off and you fall to your knees they shatter and you lay there and you get a boner and it freezes off. polar bear crushes yyou

[the-muppet-joker]

OOC: I just had to drive back to work to retrieve my phone (the place I work is open 24/7 bc it is Healthcare) and the sweet old lady on night shift went through my phone to helpfully try to figure out whose it was. I DO NOT HAVE A PASSWORD. IT WAS OPEN TO TUMBLR. TO THE LAST POST I'D MADE. She asked me who Vriska is and what Vore is. I really wish I was fucking joking. Sorry for breaking character but I just had to gaslight an old woman about Vore at midnight and I needed to tell a trusted adult (Tumblr Followers)

[dontmakedaddyangry]

I wish I could vore prettyy ladies and have them be digested in daddy’s tummy.

Kitten baby, I know you want to splash around in my stomach acid as you slowly get digested.

I would make sure to listen to Sober by Tool so loud that you can hear it from inside of my stomach while you become goo inside of me.

Nothing but the best for my kitten baby ;)

[dontmakedaddyangry]

Bad news for drywall: I woke up

[hymen-restoration-project]

I hate being sick

[dontmakedaddyangry]

Daddy is looking for his new kitten baby ;)

She must be a sharter or okay with sharting (THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE).

Must be okay with cleaning SHARTS and making Mac n cheese. That’s right I said it. I’m not afraid to let a woman know how she can satiate daddy’s hunger.

Must be into cock nursing and have lots of piercings.

I like goth girls.

Down for any RP ESPECIALLY DDLG/KITTEN PLAY.

I like sharing… as long as I get to enjoy the view ;)

My bros MUST approve of you and you must get to know them.

I’m looking for the mother of my future children.

Have to be alright with holding the fort down while I do important networking with other alphas.

She must love tool. She cannot be a lukewarm tool fan. This is non negotiable.