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Religion
Genos: Sensei, I believe one of the best ways to have others see your greatness would be through creating a religion.
Saitama: What???
Genos: I will create the religion online, and list all of the great things about you. Such as your ability to fight, eating habits, the times you wake up and go to bed, how often you masturb-
Saitama: STOP
What
Sonic: I bet you're getting fucked by that tin can every night.
Saitama: I mean, yeah.
Sonic: What
Saitama: What
Fubuki: Why do you think Saitama is bald?
Tatsumaki: Because he does not deserve food or hair or love.
Sebastian: Is there a law against stealing people's cats?
Ciel: Yes! It's still theft. That's ILLEGAL!
Sebastian: That doesn't sound right...
when you drunk as fuck in the club but your song comes on
Sombra!
Sombra: Hey Widowmaker, why are you blue?
Repear: Sombra! You can't just ask people why they're blue!
What the fuck did you just say?
Tatsumaki: Caped Baldy sucks
Genos: What the fuck did you just fucking say about Saitama, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am a classified S-class hero, and I’ve been involved in numerous Dragon Level threats, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in eradicating anything that stands in my way and I’m the top cyborg in the entire Hero Association. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Saitama over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am preparing my latest mechanical upgrade and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the incineration, maggot. The incineration that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat and can fly, but my arms alone have access to an entire arsenal an army wouldn’t possess and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit oil all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.