I got nudes sent to my phone today and I’m not gonna lie, they were actually A plus. So thank you to whoever sent them, I’ll be enjoying these.
“It’s not everyday you get a nice dick pic, maybe the owner is worth finding on this one hey?”

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
Today's Document

tannertan36
macklin celebrini has autism

pixel skylines
wallacepolsom
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
cherry valley forever
Peter Solarz

Kaledo Art

PR's Tumblrdome

Discoholic 🪩
Sade Olutola
Cosimo Galluzzi
No title available
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Paraguay
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Argentina

seen from United States

seen from Mexico
seen from India

seen from Grenada
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@dontstopitjessica
I got nudes sent to my phone today and I’m not gonna lie, they were actually A plus. So thank you to whoever sent them, I’ll be enjoying these.
“It’s not everyday you get a nice dick pic, maybe the owner is worth finding on this one hey?”
“ I don’t know how some people do it. I really don’t want to be away from home right now.”
“Hmmm... homesick troubles darling? Don’t worry soon the water will wash it all away.”
“oh you do — pretty quickly. On the weather, it also gets old pretty soon.”
and the cold and rain doesn’t? sweetie i’d rather have this than the latter. this is nothin’ to bitch about.
fckoffares:
Yeah maybe, but I’m still not in any kind of limelight if you compare it to the people’s I work with.
hmm... yes of course mr. photographer of supermodels. don’t worry curls i understand.
ooc
Hey loveley people! Many of whom I have yet to interact with!! I just got back from WE Day and man am I just so pooped! I also Emcee a leadership conference all weekend so I will be here! but very sparse and in between, just so y’all know. I look forward to rp’in with everyone!!
I guess it is. I just meant that I hadn’t had a bad experience yet, and luckily I’m on good terms with the person who invited me. Is that not the case for you?
well I was the one who did the inviting... it’s really just a giant apology for our past. And if i’m being honest it was all my fault.
not really— i mean yeah the overview is cake makes you fat but in reality nearly anything can make you fat. it’s how much of an item that you eat that determines if you gain weight or not. but yeah— we are but my vacations always seemed to have an alternate meaning towards them so… kinda.
just cake more so... an alternate meaning? are you a shady business women? why would there be a need on a regular basis to do something other than relax on your vacation?
fckoffares:
I don’t live in the limelight babe, I’m a photographer, I don’t strive for fame. I don’t like secrets, so I don’t have them.
i didn’t say ‘the’ limelight, i said ‘a’ limelight, you’re idolized by somebody. past, present, or future...? that’s an interesting fact, i’ve never met someone so...
I don’t have secrets, J. I’m an open book.
everyone has secrets, even people who live life in a lime light. the paparazzi don’t catch everything, even if they’re damn near close.
fckoffares:
More like very early in the morning and before 10am. I do nothing I literally jst sleep and eat.
mmhmmm, i’m sure curls. don’t worry, i won’t spill your secret.
What do you mean? The people are great too, they all seem really nice.
i guess it’s all a matter of opinion really. and all is a bit too much of a blanket term.
You cannot, I’m just that great. Maybe, but still, the heat makes me unccomfortable; so I just stay in my room after I’m done working out.
i hope you work-out at night then, because it seems s though the rest of your day would be awfully boring... a man sitting alone in his bedroom doing... oh! wait, never mind...
“I knew you were gonna come back to me to stun your followers once more. My skin gets lovely tanned, it’s just the sweat that makes me hate it. I don’t fancy working out for hours to have a good sweat and get into the shower just to sweat even more, that’s not the point.”
yes of course, how can i forget the marvelous splash you made last time? hmm… i do guess that that makes sense on some level. the ocean is right here though, a drop of sweat and she’ll clean you right off. then you must only take one shower a day, and be able to enjoy the heat.
“Surely wherever you come from can’t be that bad.”
not bad per say, just not this perfect. though it seems the only perfect thing here is the weather.
yes, obviously. oh please… i always look good in a bikini but yeah… maybe i should start watching my weight. scare i’ll lose everything i like about my body with the way you’re going. — oh don’t even try to compare whatever you think you have on what i actually do.
oh i wasn’t comparing really. just stating the obvious. plus aren’t we all here for a reason ? i would hardly call something like this a vacation... too many well ment tears.
“I do not enjoy this extreme heat, but the views; they are definitely lovely and yeah; I’ve taken lovely photos so far. But still, weather is a huge no no for me.”
“hmmm… i might have to ask you for a ten minute shoot then. the twitter followers have been craving new pics. is it your skin? your skin looks like it really doesn’t agree with this cancun heat ares.”