Big Brother First Impressions
Jozea: Either youâre gonna turn out to be iconic or youâre gonna flop hard. Please leave that crazy âallianceâ youâre trying to start
Bronte: Keep the math puns rolling and hopefully become part of an all girls alliance
Paul: I honestly dislike you so hard, youâre gonna be one of the first to go. Plus you probably own a meninist shirt and I canât handle that
Paulie: honestly low key one of my favs, youâre so sweet and hopefully Iâll like you a lot better than your brother
Tiffany: carrying on the tradition of the Roussoâs being my problematic favs
Bridgette: ABSOLUTE QUEEN Iâd honestly be friends with her irl and I hope she makes it to finals, my fav rn
James: please keep pranking people, this house is gonna get too dark if ya donât
Davonne: honey you need to find your zen if ya wanna stay in the game, go talk to bronte sheâll help ya find it
Nicole: I love ya but you need to actually get back in this game if ya wanna go anywhere
Victor: God I donât really like you, ur kinda a fuckboy but I hope u and Natalie get together
Corey: well i thought u were stupid and thatâs before I even found out about the homophobic tweets
Natalie: PLEASE START THE ALL GIRLS ALLIANCE also low key ship u w/ victor
Zakiyah: idk why everybodyâs hating on u ur just doing your best and staying in ur lane and I like u for that
Glenn: I had sympathy for u being the only âoldâ guy out there but man ur a jerk like dude shut up about the castle puzzle thing we get it already btw ur just a pawn
Michelle: I thought I would like you⊠And then I heard your fat-phobic commentsâŠ
Frank: honestly I vaguely remember liking you and ur chill so Iâm rooting for u
Iâm honestly such a #catergory4 stan itâs not even funny at this point This summer is gonna be one problematic summer and Iâm so thirsty for it rn

















