Just something floating through...

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[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[liloloveyou024]

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

[plaidos]

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

[plaidos]

she used to work for a gay club where her job would be to carry around a tray of shots (she’s like pretty short and had one (1) extremely buff arm because of this bc she had to hold the tray real high above her head when going thru crowds) and she found that obviously she’d get tipped better if she dressed sexy, so she’d come to work in just lingerie and bunny ears, and i was like “damn i could never” and i asked her how she had the body confidence to do it

her answer was “oh i don’t i’m just dumb” and honestly? that’s the best piece of advice i’ve ever been given, period.

[plaidos]

she told me that a good sport/hobby for depressed lesbians to take up is martial arts, because not only does it give you a reason to get out the house and socialise more, but because it gives you a good way to get more control over your body in more ways than one

not only does it prepare you for a potential time in later your life where you might need to defend yourself against non-consensual touching (be it sexual or otherwise) but it gives you a way to platonically, professionally and most importantly consensually be touched and touched other people in a semi-public, friendly environment, and she told me it’s really important that lesbians do that because we can get so caught up in our heads about being touched & not being touched. it also works as an environment where you can always say “stop” and you know they will - because that’s the point

Maggie is wise beyond her years

[plaidos]

i was once discussing the big spoon/little spoon with a friend and she interupted us and gave the most definitive answer i’ve ever heard; the wisest addition to Big Spoon/Little Spoon discourse anybody could have, something i still think about every day.

she said “middle spoon” and for the first time in my life it DAWNED ON ME you could do BOTH at ONCE

anyway hats off to Maggie she’s one of my favourite people in the world

[zetaglobin]

My girlfriend is a “dumb” (actually very wise) lesbian named Maggie and I thought “oh wow what a funny coincidence.” But the more I read the more I realized no, the Maggie in question here is /actually/ my girlfriend (there are only so many lesbian Maggies that used to work as club bunny girls after all). Anyway yes hats off to Maggie. One time when I was mad at myself for something stupid I did she said “well if you’re upset it means that you really care about it, and isn’t it lovely that you have the capacity to care so deeply?” She is wise beyond her years.

[smtmsmac]

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

😁

[bob-belcher]

Martin Freeman reveals his and Andy Serkis’ nickname on the set of Black Panther

[diabeticlesbian]

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)

[lordarthcaedus-deactivated20150]

[boihedonist-deactivated20171216]

LMFAO Bill wild for this

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Bill bout to fuck

[wtfced]

ready to risk it all

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Bill Nye All In Your Eye

[mayor-dana-cardinal]

Carlos: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.

Cecil: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

[transjemder]

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

[babyanimalgifs]

[fastandqueerius-deactivated2026]

WHOLESOME POST

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[goawfma]

let me bless your dash with this straight out of ghibli studios capybara chilling video

[fuks]

[arabellesicardi]

loving this concept

[safetywizard]

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

He’s trying to help. Bear is trying to free her

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[positivedoodles]

I’m slowly moving toward my goals on patreon. When I reach 300$ a month, I’ll start posting longer comics on Saturdays. If I reach 700$ a month, I can keep posting daily for the foreseeable future *and* expand the project. I could add all kinds of cool new positive doodles tie-ins like positive astrology, positive photography, and longer series that focus on specific topics like studying, writing, healing, etc. If these are things that interest you, you can pledge for just 1$ here.

[lovefreedomhappiness]

just need sex and a good thunderstorm, that’s all

[bestfunny]