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Get real.

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

fizpup

This is killing me

jihadibarbie

genuinely me

theharlotofferelden

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

swordshapedleaves

"I;m not a necrophiliac because I'm not a coward." 'John Waters

fuckyeahsapphics

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HONEYS!👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈✨

thecrumbez

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

Edit: this post is blowing up so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and I’ll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb

2nd edit: Yes. Female friends dance with eachother. But why can’t they be lesbians?? I’ve seen people on this website ship two men for astronomically less.

jpbol

plague doctor and medieval beekeeper frolicking

wintertraumaposting

100,000 year old goddess *lighting a cigarette*: "Y'know I remember creating the forest your people live in. I probably planted the tree you were born in, isn't that funny?"

1000 year old elf: "Ccan yuou put that out on mme??"

wintertraumaposting

Goddess: "Y'know in a way, your creator is kinda like my brother. I guess that kinda makes me your aunt, isn't that weird?"

Angel, almost drooling: "Haha yeah, can you put your fingers in my mouth?"

olyoil2-deactivated20250812

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

holoprisms

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

cecut

what do red pandas even do

cecut

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

sokkalore

does this answer your question

crit20lesbian

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

segamascott

okay so here's the thing about 50,000 people vs 1 ceo of a utility company

segamascott

technofascist surveillance state actually the have fun with ai was just them selling it to the public ☺️

sniperct

Roughly 49,000 Lake Tahoe residents could lose 75% of their power after their energy provider said it's directing energy to neighboring data

NV Energy continues to be trash, I see.

thesluts2004

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

poobletoods

i am no longer fucking asking

poobletoods

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

ambermcqueen

@creatingblackcharacters

gutsygills

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

tobiasdrake

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.