god i love tv i wish he was real

25 || THEY/THEM || I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE HERE IN A BILLION YEARS

[smtmsmac]

nobody pays attn to this acc anymore mostly bc everyone probably isnt on tumblr but yeah im sick of this unhealthy jealous thats holding me back from creating what i want,, the fear that what i do will just be seen as nothing special because someone already had the same idea. like it makes me not want to do this stuff in my freetime even tho i rly rly have passion for it. i need to be better than this and i have to work on it, but it isnt a priority rn just bc of classwork and getting a job and getting my life really started. i continue to self-sabotage but i have no room to focus on fixing myself... idk random vent heehee hoohoo

[smtmsmac]

HOLY HELL I HAVENT BEEN HERE IN SO LONG I HAVENT UPDATED IN FIVE YEARS OH GOD THAT WAS A WHOLE GENDER AGO

[smtmsmac]

i literally have no idea if i should start a new tumblr acc but i've had this one for so long im like. whuh huh??? anyway im here bc i love tv and i need him carnally also mettatenna sweep

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[artisticallygay]

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[mellow-elbow]

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[hodhihidohdhod]

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

Happy Anniversary, y’all.

[infected]

Hans Op de Beeck (Belgian visual artist), photo by geefre

[s4t4nbaby]

[12thh]

i am a hater but i am also cute and nice and sweet

[politijohn]

A reminder that the solution to hate crimes is not more cops. They are, and have always been, part of the problem

[talesfromthecrypts]

Putting all my interests on one blog like

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Image description: a screencap of Chidi from The Good Place stirring a pot and singing, “You put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&M’s”. End image description]

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[hustlerose]

pants cat

[lord-kitschener]

Finally, a cat with some decency

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[greenishness]

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[aynzura]

…Kokichi Ouma except he’s voiced by Richard Horvitz

[gngm-kmkm]

Hi.

[fanghusband-remade]

*slams my head into my coffin lid everytime i wake up*

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[ergolost]

Holy shit

[overworked-strawberry]

and this is all on ONE PLANET

try harder star wars

[yunarumura]

back from Japan so here’s more Saiouma on a plane!