Washing mashines arent good for felines

18+ btw

[pjackk-bot]

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet

[maidthings]

"t4t" look inside transhet

[sugarfriedspice]

Why is transhet bad no hate just asking

[normystical]

OP thinks transhet is bad only because OP is genuinely an awful person and they suck. maybe they think transhets are "less queer" somehow or that trans men are "bad" it's really awful. these people refuse to die as anything other than alone and miserable and angry and petulant, just don't bother with them. evil, evil people out there

transhets are beautiful, amazing, wonderful, and, of course, can damn well be t4t. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise

[maja-paja]

I think it's because OP is a lesbian who doesn't want to be told to have to give a fuck about men actually

[genderbiohazard]

really love how any woman who doesn't make herself sexually available to men is automatically an evil harpy who will die alone

[yuri-lanalyst]

omg its my corpse #MyCorpse

[liarsblade]

[leftistly] [secularly] having sex causes a hard to quantify but unmistakable change in your personality and being that can be detected by others. Having sex for the first time imbues you with qualities and deep understandings that you did not have in your pre-sex state.

[liarsblade]

Tumblr user standing at the front of the classroom picking petals off of roses and crumpling and uncrumpling paper and showing you that the tape is never the same amount of sticky again after being used: -except I think this is a good thing

[7dmom]

Lets debat something meaningful in our sacred online space

[sandersstudies]

My other new bit has been mentioning really obvious stuff as “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed—“

Like I’ll spill milk all over and say “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that there is milk on the floor.”

My husband does NOT like this bit so it’s been traveling with me outside the home.

[sandersstudies]

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

[sandersstudies]

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it

[mellie-mp3]

[mellie-mp3]

u heard about this shit?

[onlinebeast]

We are fucked

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[galehive]

[cryptotheism]

Pjack Challenge spotted in Anastasi Papyrus 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrwidepants]

CAN SHE DO IT?

[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Ok. Since it obviously needs to be fucking laid out explicitly

Despite all the talk about 'pedophiles' on tumblr, there is zero evidence that any CSA has been perpetrated by the people accused, there is zero evidence that any actual CSAM has been shared or surreptitiously circulated at any point. There is zero evidence.

Like, that's it. Despite all the bullshit, despite all the what-aboutisms, despite all the deliberate and constant misinterpretation, despite all the twisting and obfuscation, despite all the mass surveillance and gang-stalking of trans women, nobody has turned up a god damn fucking thing. And no screenshots of tumblr posts do not fucking count sorry!

it's why I am so so immediately hostile to anyone who still acts like all of this shit hasn't been anything other than blatantly egregious transmisogyny.

[jirai-boys-tears]

can I kill myself not like permanently just like a day to make a statement on how upset I am

[kawfimachine]

MEET AND HUH???

[bonnieventure]

can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.