sweet baby~

//20//Angel aesthetic//in a relationship//

[i-am-a-fish]

did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

[theorphicforest]

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please unfreeze time

[kirikirithelilgoblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah , yeah yeahyeah yeah yeah

[segamascott]

[kaijuno]

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[sailermoon]

literally how ppl treat u

[dontyeetmybread]

i’m literally 22 and all my coworkers are my parents ages T-T

[headspace-hotel]

I'm really tired and out of it

[headspace-hotel]

Turned out i was dehydrated

[headspace-hotel]

College will acquaint you so thoroughly to the reality that your body has needs that, if unmet, will make you feel like Death For A Thousand Years In The Abyss, a fate so disproportionate to the simplicity of drinking An Water or eating A Food or perhaps indulging in A Sleep or Washing Off The Gunk, that you are constantly humbled by the pure silliness of being made of mortal flesh

[tartrazeen]

RELEASE THE RACCOONS

[headspace-hotel]

this is a life saving advice

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[catchymemes]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Losing my mind over this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[important-animal-images]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki

[magpie-moving]

do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

[magpie-moving]

they were like "that's a real crime that happens to real people!" like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, "hey, my name is arson, what's yours?" and then the response they'd get us, "a‐arson...? 😰 like.... as in... setting property on fire....? that.... that happened to me once, i... i need to sit down.."

[magpie-moving]

stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!

[penny-anna]

[punkcupidz]

i saw someone here on tumblr claim it was racist because they thought arson happened more to poc or something

[annabylers]

Because some people seem to have forgotten.

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war