Trying to turn down a man by giving ridiculously high standards but the bastard keeps exceeding your expectations and you're finding it harder and harder to reject him
It starts simply enough. You tell him that you expect a money allowance just for being with him, because your time is valuable and you don't want to waste it. It's a ridiculous demand and men usually turn away after that.
"Alright. How much would you like?"
You up the stakes. You tell him that you expect your partner to lift you without difficulty, without straining, without complaint.
"I can bench four hundred pounds in my sleep."
You're getting tired of this, frustrated. You tell him you expect your boyfriend to be at least eight inches and to prioritize your pleasure in bed. That will get him to back off.
All he does is smirk.
Kyojiro rengoku, trying to court the lady he met on one of his missions, absolutely captivated by her in every aspect, but shes refusing to see him romantically because of her trust issues built up by the villagers that abandoned her and her sickly mother, but instead of taking her rejection he just keeps coming back after every mission with whatever next high standard she set last time, now accomplished tenfold, and pleading for her to "just give him ONE chance" cause he "swears he'd give her the world."
Somebody put this in the tags of my reblog and no no no no how dare you only put it in the tags, thanks for the reminder, I haven't been hurting my followers enough lately :]












