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[nightvaleofficial]

[yeehawpim]

[maightymai]

my piece for the @davekatzine !!! go check it out :D

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[homunculus-argument]

New thought:

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

[strayknight]

i love wearing flares bc they make me feel like a horse

[strayknight]

how it feels to wear mid rise flare jeans

[kitidr0id]

deltarune.... i miss deltarune.....

[charylsd]

quit horsing around

[redstonedust]

happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

[nattousan]

i think for pride month some trans person should get a little ambitious and change their pronouns to you/your... just to stir the pot

[gallusrostromegalus]

#ie: Hey have you seen Socks anywhere?#oh yea we were getting low on milk so i asked you to grab some on your way hom#oh! that was nice of you!#shitposting An example from @nattousan's tags, and a worthy contender for my favorites alongside "This/That" and "Oh, whatever you use!"

[tb144000]

[brightgoat]

theyre telling me to make another picrew

[andro-dino]

you guys ever think about karkat story time I think about karkat story time a lot

[kosmogrl]

does anyone know how to stop fucking things up

[piper-124]

Kinda loving how Adrian turned into the fandoms collective oc at this point. Like we dont know anything about them except that Rocky thinks they're beautiful and they built the biodome. but yes they're massive and green and supper smart. Obviously.

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation