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[nightvaleofficial]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

I was looking up various country flag ratios because I’m thinking my way through some possible themed sewing projects and I didn’t know that the USA’s flag ratio is 10:19

That’s not inherently bad but it is really unsatisfying to look at I must say.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So apparently this is actually an executive order related to certain military functions and you can actually use whatever ratio you want.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Squaremerica

[marella-art]

Pride sheet ghosts, for when you're feeling gay and spooky 🏳️‍🌈👻

[nikonikonek000]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[via-does-stuff]

Hadestown Hades be like I miss my wife so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem by inventing global warming

[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[shroomerica]

kris deltarune from hit jndie game deltsrine yippie

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[korokio]

do you think she spent the entire night looking for them

[pastelglitterrr]

silly comm I did for @/funislimited on twitter! 👀

F R I E N D (s?)

[stellarrev-artblog]

stoplight trio + hubble if they were in deltarune feat. @salted-arctic with nine in the first panel

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was hollywood trying so hard to convince people glasses were ugly. I don't like how I look with glasses that much (although prefer my new frames) but i've always thought they ADD attractiveness on other people. perhaps i'm the first true sapiosexual

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly