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[aye-write]

[51wheezes]

looking through all my old posts and inbox IM CRYIN,,, i miss my friends.. those were really good times and i genuinely hope all of you are doing well ❤️

[51wheezes]

hi wtf? i haven’t been on this account in years. is anyone still here? hewwo? ALSO I WANTED TO SAY. if anyone remembers that one shyan fic “seasonal affective” i’m thinking abt continuing it? yeehaw

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

[51wheezes]

hello momentarily crawling back from the dead to tell y’all that IT CHAPTER TWO IS SO GODDAMN GOOD AND IF U HAVENT SEEN IT U NEED TO RIGHT N O W

okay that is all goodbye

[chrizwho]

aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea 

more ineffable husbands  ( x )  and  ( x )

[johnentwlstle]

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

[equius]

please watch this

there is no movement for the first few seconds that’s normal okay

goodbye

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[normal-horoscopes]

BIGFOOT CANNOT BE LOCATED BECAUSE HE HAS A SCOOTER THAT ALLOWS HIM TO OUTRUN THE CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS VIA THE USE OF HIS POWERFUL FEET

[51wheezes]

you can hold my hand :)

HI ANON I LOVE U

[anexperimentallife]

“My dearest beloved fuckos” is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech.

[anexperimentallife]

See also: “Esteemed bastards”

[anexperimentallife]

“Gentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated Cryptids”

[anexperimentallife]

“My fellow yees and haws…”

[nyanbinyuri]

“Cowards,”

[delgado-master]

“Humans”, with maximum disdain

[seashellronan]

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[thebibliosphere]

I would read this in its entirety.

[kasper-the-ghost]

Storming Area 51: