I Hate Tomatoes

*toots internally*.

[ruinedchildhood]

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

[donutsurplusss]

Just fucking wrecked the kid lmao

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Művészet

[riverdoge]

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

[marandart-deactivated20201102]

This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍

[quinepeather]

Wow such positive vibes eminating through my screen rn

[imhungup]

never have i seen a more relatable character oh my god

[friendlystrangers]

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[kiwimaycry]

[ruinedchildhood]

?????????

[fuckthekxng]

what??????

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[sh-hayes]

pLEASE take ME aWAY FRoM Here

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Decrease your height lol

[deejay]

Apparently, Rihanna and Chadwick were the only two students who followed directions and did the assigned reading for the Met Gala.

[deejay]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[therosegoldgawdess]

He was SHOOK

[shitpostking]