Biological ekphrasis

Conner~22~former child~like a fine wine i get gayer with age. Medical school hopeful, (retired) gymnast, dog lover, and twerking expert. sometimes nsfw, so like, don't be young

[ruinedchildhood]

[becksofhouseblackadder]

It’s too much, go back! Go back! 😂 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[passionpimp]

I hate all the fucking muscular, masculine, conventionally attractive men posting shirtless photos and captioning them “big dick energy”. It ruined the meme because they used it as an excuse to be even more narcissistic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[passionpimp]

Exhibits A and B

[passionpimp]

Exhibit C

[bow-and-aero]

Tbh? Average dick energy let’s be real

[passionpimp]

On a side note, super muscular/fit guys calling themselves “thicc” annoys me in a similar manner. Fuck off.

[passionpimp]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 8

(the series)

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[bunnibx]

the Iliad: lol Patroclus and Achilles are gay

Plato: haha yeah man, who do you think tops?? I think Achilles bottoms personally

everyone in Greece: *banging pots and pans* being gay is okay!!!

Achilles himself: I love Patroclus so much, I would murder Hector for him a thousand times.

historians: wow look how good friends Patroclus and Achilles were :) just bros

[arbitrary-stag]

@sodomymcscurvylegs

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[curlsaplenty]

Obviously Aaron Samuels got the real happy ending

[honeyspiral]

[snulbug]

op was a terf so I’m stealing the post but yeah if you’re called for jury duty and during the elimination process you’re asked if you’ve ever had any adverse experience with a man (harrassment or rape or any other male violence) just fuckin lie and say no & vote that fucker guilty bc they sure don’t screen for rapists on jury duty only survivors

[aeonflexin-deactivated20200110]

I did this and sent a 40 year old man to jail for having sex with a 13 year old girl. Almost every day after each court session, I would burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably because sitting in that courtroom was a trigger. I stuck it out because I was knew that girl deserved to feel like her voice was heard.

[snulbug]

damn that’s incredibly brave of you thank you so much for sharing

[joshmuratori]

[oliviacookes-deactivated2023110]

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

walking into a packed gay bar with only half of my friends

[gaypeopletwitter]

[plantsplacesthings]

And then not saying a word to him

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He needs to get rawed

[stareyecat]

who does

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

the gay reading this

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I’m fucking dying 😂

[queenstravelingdarling]

DEAR GOD JUST COMPLETELY MURDERED HER!