hey

consistency thou art mine nemesis

[doobydoobydoowau]

aristaeus: can I have some more bees bro

proteus: no bitch??? you literally attacked a girl and got her killed by a snake

[doobydoobydoowau]

affc yurification of george r. r. martin but at what cost

[doobydoobydoowau]

maybe the real solution to mental illness is mac n cheese

[doobydoobydoowau]

so many films we praise as "high art" are visually just a man standing over a woman and yelling at her

[doobydoobydoowau]

like it's all about sustaining that belief of male victimhood by the women in their lives. pulling on that jezebel strand

[doobydoobydoowau]

so many films we praise as "high art" are visually just a man standing over a woman and yelling at her

[jeyneofpoole]

how nineteen years old are you on a scale from brienne to theon.

[doobydoobydoowau]

modern au aeron greyjoy is the manager at a middling small town pool and aquatics centre fyi

[doobydoobydoowau]

theon is his dirtbag nephew that gets carted off to work for him in the summers. he's the worst employee there. sleeps off hangovers on the job + vapes behind the gear shed. tries to hit on every woman that enters the place by telling them about how "inspiring" it is to serve his local community.

[doobydoobydoowau]

modern au aeron greyjoy is the manager at a middling small town pool and aquatics centre fyi

[doobydoobydoowau]

just came up with this crazy new invention. think i might call it the "wheel"

[doobydoobydoowau]

vis is so silly and goofy and i love him and I hope he betrays everything he ever stood for and becomes a person unrecognizable to his former self as the world shifts around him into something crueler and more dangerous than ever before.

[doobydoobydoowau]

never getting over my babygirl aequa

[doobydoobydoowau]

mild tsotf spoilers

it was genuinely so cruel and fucked up and evil to me specifically to introduce two different worlds where vis doesn't know about callidus and then show how to raise the dead in one of them A CHAPTER AFTER THE FUNERAL????

[ringenthusiast]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of the Heirarchy” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a labyrinth under the ruins

My father ulciscor pacing: the senate is lying to us

[polari]

you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr

[gender-luster]

every night, i fall asleep to the gentle lull of my beautiful wife (libby) reading me a bedtime story (audiobook)

[doobydoobydoowau]

books eattt

[doobydoobydoowau]

libby my love