[hudconvent]

shanedeer be like actually it didnt hurt at all when you ran over me at 85 mph. you could do it again. if you wanted. if thats what you want.

[beelze0-0]

More than yesterday and less than tomorrow

(ID: sequential art image 1: Ilya Rozanov partially submerged in water with only his eyes above the water from Shane’s point of view image 2: Shane Hollander underwater looking up from Ilya’s point of view end ID)

[makingmeblue]

when shane is stressed out over something, he kicks in his sleep. almost like he’s having stress dreams about skating and he’s kicking his feet out to try and propel him across the ice.

at first, ilya puts up with it bc he’s big and strong and he’s not gonna be kicked out of his own marital bed goddamn it. plus once he makes the connection between the stress and the kicking he just takes it upon himself to get shane really, really relaxed before he goes to sleep and it pretty much solves the problem.

but ONE NIGHT they have an early flight in the morning, shane is stressed about them not making it in time and he refuses any advances made by ilya to try and relax him, ilya doesn’t want to tell him about the kicking bc that will just stress shane out even more so, when it becomes too much, he does the unthinkable and moves to the spare bedroom. he sets an alarm that’s a little earlier than shane’s so that he can sneak back in before shane wakes up, but it’s not enough.

two hours before they’re supposed to be awake, ilya is woken up by a dark figure standing over his bed, looking down at him creepily. he jumps out of his skin before he realizes that it’s shane, but that doesn’t make it much better, because shane looks MURDEROUS and also kind of like he wants to cry and ilya folds, opening his arms for shane to fall into and holds him for the rest of the night. kicking and all.

it takes a few days for shane to forgive him for that, but ilya is willing to put in the work.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane is stepping into the shower and not even a full minute later ilya is right behind him and shane’s like “you know we can shower separately?” and ilya just goes “ah no we can’t we’re married” and shane laughs and says “ilya not all married couples shower together” and ilya’s like “they should it’s the law” and shane’s like “what law?” and ilya goes “marital law” and shane says cackling “there’s no such thing” and ilya just says shrugging “there’s and you’re not allowed to shower by yourself you need me to wash your hair and your body” and shane’s like “this is just an excuse to touch me naked” and ilya grins and goes “no it’s the marital law” and shane just shakes his head laughing because his husband is absolutely ridiculous and he loves him so much

[hr-rep]

Hollanov on the couch holding each other’s crotches instead of hands. That’s true to me.

[gaynehollander]

Did you know that you can roll a condom onto someone using your mouth? Shane sure didn't until he slept with Rose. And you best believe that Ilya is absolutely torn between finding it mind-meltingly hot and being fucking furious the first time Shane pulls that shit out in bed with him because he has a pretty damn good guess where he picked that move up.

[ninis-dollhouse]

david hollander who loves his wife so much that when baby shane’s friends asked what his parents names were he said “sweetheart and david”

[janehollandeer]

I love premature ejaculation ilya. thinking about ilya going in raw for the first time and coming the second he’s fully inside shane while shane makes fun of him for it but is charmed and flattered all the same literally makes my life worth living

[smokingrozanov]

every time somebody writes about Shane & Ilya trying infidelity roleplay & failing at it because Ilya gets jealous of himself and angel gets its wings

[shesasaint]

i feel like cliff marleau is like melissa from abbott elementary. a huge extended family, ties to everyone in the country. he's got a guy for everything. oh your car broke? he knows a guy who can get tires and car parts super cheap, just don't mind the junkyard where he lives. you have a scummy landlord? he knows a guy who can go over and threaten him, and he’s only been in jail twice! he's got a cousin who can get him through every door to a sold-out concert or baseball game, he has an uncle who can get him a seat at any restuarant, he has another cousin who will tow anyone out of your designated parking space. he knows every guy who knows a guy in boston.

[gloryhollanovjah]

The too-casual way Ilya says “or you could stay” breaks me every time you know his nervous little heart was pounding fit to burst 😭😭😭

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[iwantsleepnstuff]

almond dad shane hollander/ mcdonald's after practice dad ilya rozanov

[janehollandeer]

hollanov doing some breeding/pregnancy roleplay and they’ve been going at it forever (to optimize their chances of it taking of course) and shanes all sweaty and fuzzy and blissed out and listening but not really listening to the dirty talk ilyas panting into his ear until ilya, kinda not thinking he’s just on a roll the talks flowing you know how it goes, makes a comment about how perfect their sweet baby will be, curls and freckles, a perfect beautiful mix of the both of them. and shane just immediately breaks down into tears because literally nothing sounds more amazing than that and they’ll never ever have it

[gaynehollander]

We all have our own Shanes, and I think that's beautiful, but my Shane could beat your Shane up.

[cuppydogshane]

And when their pucklings are tiny they think papa & dada’s names are Baby and Myshane send ask

baby and myshane..........

[allstarrocks]

i feel in s2 we have a right to see one of them pull a belt off at least ONCE