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Spray all the Dior you want, but the bittersweet stench of urine will follow you like a dumb, loyal dog, and under every elegant facade there's the sweaty grease of continuous hustling. No amount of gentrification or glossy capitalist paint can hide cracks that threaten to swallow grown men whole, and shit them out the crazy end. But you can't help be hypnotised by this beautiful/ugly monster, for this is a city at odds with itself, where every borough is a conflicting personality, oozing big dick city energy that infects you with unearned confidence and blind adulation. I am New York. Even when I am not. (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpzpXUCMrJt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Chops decking the halls @revprouk #uprising2022 (at York Hall, Bethnal Green) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmSYAVPscMZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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A trans-fueled rocket through the Shakespearean multiverse, in an identity crisis that leaves your nerdy genitals tingling. @theprince_play (at Southwark Playhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjTw3X4MrZn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Carrying pro-wrestling on their backs, with poise and hunger. Feed the women and they'll deliver spectacularly. #onehourchallenge @prowrestlingeve #revprouk #progresswrestling (at 229) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch-06TesCZA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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#minorusuzuki Vs #michaeloku #revpro (at York Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd36wqVsBFt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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at The 13th Parish Festival of Independent Film and Music https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdg34K5sNZ_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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That mix of anxiety and anticipation when you return to a home that is now a popular tourist attraction. The air reeks of gentrification, and your heart drops when you see the nondescript colours, stale glossy finish, and clichéd slogans. But you carry on out of habit, cross the unkept grounds, step through the slightly crooked door and....there it is. There's that Raimi personality the MCU has been missing: the rusty nail dangerously sticking out of the brickwork, the foreboding creaky floorboard, the suspicious dark stains all over the walls, and the Three Stooges playing in the background. It's all there and still the mess you love. And look! In the corner! It's Bruce Campbell flagellating himself, just like you left him. Sometimes it's good to be home. #doctorstrangeinthemultiverseofmadness #samraimi https://www.instagram.com/p/CdP3rsEMgbu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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