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Lesson #23 Digestion

And with certain only very certain rocks that contain carbonate minerals, specifically limestone, chalk, and marble, can be dissolved by weak acids. So this is mostly for comedic purposes.

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As always thank you to my phenomenal beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

snarshall

This joy…it’s unbearable!!!

“My Husband” short on Dropout really good ya’ll lol

puncertainty

a leap of faith !

uninterestedemby

They make me physically ill

markv5

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201

ranma-official

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

null-is-sparing-you

Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.

batmanisagatewaydrug

I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.